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    10 Oct 2024

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    “Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”

    “Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”

    “Slipped?”

    “Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”

    “What’s done - ?”

    “Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”

    This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.

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    03 Apr 2024

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    Two months after the failed apocalypse Aziraphale finds the first dark feather growing in his wings.

    A story about middle grounds, ineffable plans, and what happens when the world doesn't end.

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    03 Apr 2024

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    In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

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    02 Apr 2024

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    It was the most obvious punishment. The Archangel created to carry Her voice suddenly rendered mute.

    (Gabriel falls, personally inconveniencing Beelzebub)

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    started in 2020. dropped in 2020. randomly finished in 2023. miracles do happen.

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    29 Mar 2024