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Outsiders by eleventhharbinger for Purpletaruwhale
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Dec 2024
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“Human madness is oftentimes a cunning and most feline thing. When you think it fled, it may have but become transfigured into some still subtler form.”
― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or, The Whale
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haunted by an orange by eleventhharbinger for Purpletaruwhale
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Nov 2024
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Ajax left home, careful to shut the front door behind him. As he shuffled for his keys, he stepped on something squishy, and wet by the feel of the sole of his shoe.
An orange, now destroyed and a mess by the looks of it. That was quite odd, an orange simply being left on a doorstep. But he doesn't think too much on it.
And so, he hopped into his car. He threw his bag over to the passenger's seat, only seeing another orange on that same seat.
Or: Ajax gets haunted by an orange.
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A chime rings out. “Hello System! Your User has now died and is under evaluation. Have patience until the evaluation is complete. Auto-pilot is set to not run out.”
Died.
And… have patience?
(Or: Where Zhongli finally acquiesces to a spar with his future husband, Ajax. Things do not go as planned.)
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Childe had hopped in bed beside his twin, careful not to disturb him.
He had cupped his cheek, slowly tracing with his thumb in a steady kiss. He had wanted to explore this face, then memorize every touch of his skin.
They were so different from each other, Childe felt envious how Ajax could hold down a boyfriend and school while Childe went out to parties. But Ajax wouldn’t have that anymore, not if he replaced Ajax’s boyfriend with himself. It was always them together, no one else until Zhongli decided to squeeze his way into their lives.
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Little Ajax and Little Zhongli go to their friend's Halloween party.
Their goal: Get as much candy as possible!
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空心的树，疯长的木。
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16 Dec 2024
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I live next door to a haunted bookshop owned by an immortal cryptid bastard. AMA! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jun 2020
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Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.
Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.
So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!
Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.
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Bookmarked by eleventhharbinger
10 Dec 2024
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Aether gives Diluc an… unusual weapon for the weekly fight at the Golden House. It turns out to be very, very effective.
Bookmarked by eleventhharbinger
26 Nov 2024
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“Master Diluc,” he whispered, awe seeping into his voice “did you perhaps volunteer to fight me with a fish because you know I like fishing? Were you hoping to distract me with that… big catch?”
Diluc regarded him with a raised eyebrow, embarrassment temporarily forgotten.
“No? I was simply the only one that could keep their cool while swinging around a giant fish, thank you very much.”
But Childe was having none of it.
“You know me so well,” he purred, standing up and dusting himself off. “You know, if you had brought something like that to my house in Snezhnaya my father would have immediately married me off to you. But it’s not too late to make your proposal.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
Childe threw his head back and cackled, willing two Hydro blades to materialize into his hands and raising them in front of himself in his signature battle stance.
“It’s an unconventional dowry, but I’ll take it. Pound me into the floor with that thing, and I’ll be yours.”
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Vita Nova by AMidnightDreary
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2020
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“Angel, bloody hell. Hi. You doing okay? Do you have any idea what’s going on?”
It was quiet for a few seconds.
“I’m sorry,” Aziraphale said then, still polite, but a bit perplexed. “Who is this?”*
Crowley, upon finding that Aziraphale does not remember him, is very much Not Okay with the changes Adam made after the Apocalypse That Wasn't. He can't do anything but try and make the best out of it, though.
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14 Oct 2023
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“Are you trying to convert me?” Aziraphale said, amused.
“What? No. ” A former demon converting a former angel. Right. “No, I’m just - just trying to understand.”
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Crowley kissed him. And right there, in a cathedral, in front of the goddamn candles and while people started singing something neither of them actually cared about, Aziraphale kissed him back.-
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sticky situation (childe x hydro slime) by Pithywithy
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jun 2021
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Childe usually doesnt mind slimes sitting in his lap as he rests, but he might change his mind after this particular encounter
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- Part 2 of Genshin vs Mobs
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Bookmarked by eleventhharbinger
21 Nov 2024