egocentrifuge
Fandoms
- Rhett & Link (28)
- Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF (24)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- SourceFed RPF (1)
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After Eden by egocentrifuge
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
03 Nov 2020
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At first it'd been - these things have a factory default, alright? A certain canned quality to all their conversation that'd made it difficult to forget that Wilbur wasn't a person. Schlatt had nearly died of fucking mortification when Wilbur had asked that first night if he'd be joining Schlatt in his bed, just barely stopped himself from kissing his down payment goodbye and and sending Wilbur back to Cyber Life. They'd had a talk - or rather, Schlatt had talked, and Wilbur had listened - about what Schlatt wanted from Wilbur and what he should under no circumstances offer.
And that's the crux of things, isn't it? No matter how much Schlatt likes how Wilbur looks, or gets off on the disrespect, it's fake. Worse - manufactured, by Schlatt himself, totally under Schlatt's control. Call Schlatt a prude, but there's something fucked up about getting off on that.
So instead Schlatt has himself a pretty boy butler whose very existence threatens to send Schlatt careening back to puberty, dick too sore to touch because he's been jerking it like a freak every chance he finds to be alone.
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“What happened at therapy that upset you so much?” Link prompts, clenching his hands to keep them from shaking. It’s already exposing enough for Rhett to have called Link to come get him, but then - as Link watches, Rhett’s eyes well up again and he covers them with the backs of his wrists. Little gasps start to edge into bawling territory and Link thinks to hell with it, and leans over the center console to unbuckle Rhett, tug him down to embrace.
“I’ve got you,” Link mumbles, a not-insignificant part of him mortified and panicked but determined to take care of Rhett, anyways. “You’re - you’re safe, brother. I’m here."
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“More fingers,” Rhett pleads. He needs something to distract him, some other sensation to take the edge off of the ruthless massage. It’s not a surprise when Link only clucks his tongue, but it still makes Rhett’s belly swoop as he pictures Link shaking his head.
“You’re gonna come from just this,” Link tells him, almost chiding. “I’ll do it as long as it takes, Rhett."
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Thirty minutes later - after a brief, mortifying conversation about what Rhett should do in the shower - Link’s spread out across Rhett’s bed in boxers and a t-shirt, silicone dick tenting the button fly obscenely, and Rhett’s -
Rhett’s beautiful, honestly, red-faced and wide-eyed as he stands there in just the boxers he’d pulled on after his shower.
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“Thought we were gonna go swimming,” Redd says, not an accusation like it could be, just a question wrapped in an observation. Lohn hums around the neck of the bottle as she takes a swig that burns through her, but it burns away the wrong things, leaving her nothing but this damned desire and deviancy.
“People’re talking,” Lohn rasps once she stops coughing.
“They always do.”
“About us, hun.”
Series
- Part 8 of Another We (RandL OC Fics)
Recent series
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Another We (RandL OC Fics) by egocentrifuge
Fandom: Mythical Entertainment, Rhett & Link
03 Feb 2020
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Rhett and Link recently announced Bleak Creek, an alternate universe OC fic they're writing and publishing together. Really, this series is just that, except the OC's I'm using are the ones Rhett and Link created for us. Lohn and Redd, Seaborne and Roach, Randy and Dandy, Ryder and Raindrop, Brax and Miri, Nugget and Twig... the possibilities are endless. And technically... it's still rhink.
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a little (a lot) distracted by Dansnotavampire
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
30 Jun 2024
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Wrapped in a lion's pelt—in the Lion's pelt— he leans on his club, looking her up and down with a faint air of curiosity. Not like she was particularly interesting, but more like she was new - Ephyra did not seem to be a city that had many new things going on. She comes to a standstill, trying to temper her widening eyes, her jaw's desire to drop.
“You're the help? Oh, that's rich,” comes the man - comes Heracles' - voice. It rumbles through her, rich and deep and undoubtedly going to become extremely fucking annoying.
Just annoying. No other emotions.Series
Bookmarked by egocentrifuge
04 Jul 2024
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filtered through thrice by orphan_account
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
18 May 2016
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Matt looks impossibly smug and exhausted all at once. “Sorry.”
“No, you’re not,” Joel complains, and Matt just laughs and collapses against him and, okay, that’s gross, that’s awful. Joel pulls a face at the slick, sticky feeling and struggles to get out from under Matt before the mood is totally ruined.
Matt grins and buries his face in the crook of Joel’s neck and doesn’t move a fucking inch.
“I hate you,” Joel decides, letting his head fall back against the couch cushion. “I hate— You’re doing my laundry.”
Bookmarked by egocentrifuge
18 May 2016
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STILL SCREAMING STILL NOT OKAY STILL REALLY TURNED ON THANKS EM
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“I owe you an explanation of what I said before, about the heroes Achilles and Patroclus,” Asterius starts.
“Nonsense, Asterius! You feel better now, do you not?”
“No.” Theseus’s eyebrows lift, and Asterius snorts. “Yes, I feel better. No, it is not nonsense.”
“Speak, then!”
“I know little of friendship. If we are friends—”
“We are! From the depths of my heart, we are!”
Asterius casts his gaze away briefly, focusing on the axe under his hands instead. Theseus is sincere as the sun, and can be equally difficult to look at.
“If we are friends, they do things we do not.”
After a chance encounter reveals what their bond could be, Asterius tries to navigate his feelings for Theseus, and seeks some advice.
Bookmarked by egocentrifuge
30 Jul 2022
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couldn't stop laughing throughout this, saved forever
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It was something that boys did, Polly thought, a little defensively. She knew they did. They hardly seemed to shut up about it. And alright, the mechanics were a little different, but in the process of learning how to fake it convincingly she’d found herself trying out a few things, things she got rather good at, and was not a little put out by the discovery that she couldn’t even snatch five minutes- well, okay, fifteen, if she could get it- to put it to good use. If nothing else, she could use the stress relief.
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The Glorious 25th of May was here, again, and there was nothing glorious about it. There was nothing glorious about broken bones and broken timelines and broken people.
But, perhaps, there was something to be salvaged from the wreckage.
A "Night Watch" AU where Vimes remains stuck in the past.