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    “No way,” Rio said, crossing her arms defensively. “Good for you, get that bag, but I’ll figure something else out.”

     

    Jen’s laughter bubbled up, bright and teasing. “Sweetheart, you’re so sheltered. These women aren’t crusty old grandmas in rocking chairs. They’re powerful, rich, and they smell like Chanel, not mothballs. Some of them are absolutely stunning.” She tilted her head, studying Rio as if sizing her up for auction. “You’d clean up if you stopped being so stubborn. They’d eat you alive—and pay you for the privilege.”

     

    OR: Struggling bartender Rio stumbles into a sugar baby situation with CEO Agatha Harkness. She can't figure out what the woman wants from her, or why she's letting herself go along with it.

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    13 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Good show.” The siren spoke hoarsely. “Now, be a saint and toss me back overboard where I belong.”
    “Do you know whose ship you’re on?” The pirate almost chuckled.
    “All sisters know this vessel. This is The Darkhold.” Rio’s bronze eyes danced over the faces of the crew. “Captained by a woman they call the Witchkiller. I know who you are, Agatha Harkness, and I am not afraid.”

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    Captain Agatha Harkness’s nets pull in more than she bargained for… a siren named Rio.

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    26 Nov 2024

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    “It really warms the heart,” Rio smirks sarcastically.

    Agatha scoffs at the thought, “You don’t have a heart.”

    As Rio doesn’t let go of Agatha’s hand, she closes the distance between them, inching forward, staring right into Agatha’s eyes, “Yes, I do. It’s black,” her voice is low, almost irritated, or maybe disappointed, “And it beats for you."

    Agatha’s mouth opens involuntarily as she tries to ignore the shiver travelling down her spine. “Well,” her pupils narrow and her lips curl into a smile, “it’s about to be ripped out.”

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    07 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Agatha and Rio have a complicated history.

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    04 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    just agatha and rio spending a morning together in their cottage. featuring agatha's ruminations on spending her life as Death's companion, tea, flower picking, and hair braiding.

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    02 Nov 2024