dreamingHierophant
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- Homestuck (3)
- Dumbing of Age (2)
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Ruth doesn't count the time she kidnapped Jason on her morbid hallway "it has been 97 days since our last kidnapping" board, because her regime is corrupt and her qualifications nonexistent.
Jason doesn't count it either, because he loves her.
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Caught Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by dreamingHierophant
Fandoms: Dumbing of Age
07 May 2024
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Weeks and another girls' night out after the wonderful adventure of the first girls' night out of "Trystin' In the Wind", a depressed and horny Dorothy floats a variation on Joyce's voyeuristic dream of hands-on sex ed her BFF (and sapphic crush)'s direction.
And then Joyce and Joe take her up on it.
So yeah.
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In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.
Also there's animes.
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"As for the canon whores who just decided to show up... *yawn* Perhaps you should heed the advice of your Patron Goddess and 'go back and reread', because I think you'll find I'm writing the Applebee's quite in-character." --David Bowie
In which Terezi and Karkat dance in a diner.
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During the three years on the Ship moving across the Yellow Yard (post-John's flipout/Davesprite's departure), John and Jade are bored out of their minds, totally alone, and horny.
So they bone.
That's it, that's really pretty much all that happens.
(I think the title was supposed to reference either the Oresteia or Oedipus or something.)
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That's the heart of your beef with Kris Dreemurr, really:
You stopped trying to make nice with other kids after the twenty billionth time you got treated like shit for it. They never felt the need to try in the first place.
Bookmarked by dreamingHierophant
13 Nov 2018
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You live a life of constant sexual frustration. You get on the computer while he's not around and you write torrid romantic fanfictions about him and you traversing the landscape illustrated with crappy pictures you stole from the internet and you put them in a folder on his desktop called FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION SIGNED YOUR HORSE.
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Group meetings always tend to end like this.
Well, okay, maybe not with you in a storage shed with at least half of your clothes vanishing into the void. But pretty similar to that.
Bookmarked by dreamingHierophant
19 May 2016