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    Unpolished, unfinished, unencumbered by the thought process

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    Sylvain just wants his king and his professor to have a good time.

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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Seteth pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed at the mess pinned to the bulletin board. He could already envision the mountain of disciplinary reports awaiting review in his near future.

    …No. No, there was an easier solution. One that promised less paperwork. But first — a strong, bracing cup of tea.

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    14 Oct 2024

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    “But,” Hilda says, “what happens when your tights get ripped? Lace is so hard to repair!”

    “I don’t rip them,” Byleth replies calmly.

    Claude raises a brow. “Ever?”

    “Ever.”

    “I dunno, Teach,” he says, with that terrible, mischievous smirk that she’s come to recognize. “Never is a pretty bold claim. I’d like to see what happens with some real stakes.”

    In hindsight, it was probably a mistake to challenge her students like that.

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    08 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    The class policy for the Blue Lions Classroom is as follows: any notes found being passed during lectures will be confiscated and read aloud to the entire class.

    [Pre-time skip era Professor Byleth keeps confiscating notes - some are wholesome, and some not so much. Secrets are often revealed - embarrassment ensues, and the Blue Lions sit in mortified silence as their professor reads their private notes aloud in the most emotionless voice known to man. (The ships are very minor and only alluded to!)]

    Chapter 6 if you want Dimileth angst!

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    23 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    This takes place in my series of stories. See the other fics in this series. This takes place between Hoarfrost and How Much the Heart Can Hold.

    Dimitri, despite his better interests, cannot stop seeing Byleth. While Byleth knows that Dimitri is not good for her. Together they find time after the battle to indulge in their guilty pleasures as she attempts to tame the lion. Even though it is unclear who is subjugating whom.

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    05 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    In which the Faerghus Four find a pack of condoms in their apartment, but have no idea who they could belong to.

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    30 Aug 2024