double_pistols
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I Fell in Love With My Fate as It Crushed Me to Death by double_pistols
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Jul 2024
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John finally questions why Davesprite is always petulantly tormenting him. This leads to a whole slew of events.
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John and Dave finally have a sleepover. John "Not a homosexual" Egbert has that title disputed against because of the usual Strider charm. Its effects are much more powerful in person than not.
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You'd Have to Stop the World Just to Stop the Feeling by Cantripconundrum
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Nov 2024
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After years in an unhappy marriage, a recently divorced Jake can't get his first love out of his head, and seeks to reconnect with his highschool lover.
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
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26 Oct 2024
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agnus dei (transl: sacrificial lamb) - a person sacrificed for the greater good
In which the Crown Prince of Derse stumbles upon the best-kept secret of Prospit.
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- Part 2 of the prince and page
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02 Oct 2024
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com- Language:
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Bookmarked by double_pistols
31 Aug 2024
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You have to squint for a few moments before you can make out the foggy shape of Dave’s aviators.
JOHN: dave?
DAVE: jesus christ egbert you almost gave me a fuckin heart attack
JOHN: why- what are you doing here?He holds a thin black shape up to your face and it takes you a second to realize it’s a smartphone.
DAVE: you havent been online for 79 hours 45 minutes and 13 seconds
DAVE: you broke our streaks bro
DAVE: 974 days down the fuckin drain
DAVE: youre the most chronically online person i know and one day you just dropped off the face of the planet what gives
JOHN: i’m fine. or, i will be in a little bit. you don’t have to baby sit me.Dave shakes his head and places his hands on your shoulders. You melt a little into his touch—it feels like way too fucking long since you’ve had human contact.
DAVE: are you kidding
DAVE: john im not leaving now
DAVE: youre stuck with me for the time being