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Thunderstruck by Dr_Supernova_Dragon_Cat for ADK_SanSan
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Dec 2020
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1980s AU. Hair Metal/Arena Rock SanSan.
**COMPLETED**
Straight-laced and a yuppie in the making, Sansa is dragged to a metal concert by Arya and Gendry where she captures the eye of the guitarist of the band Cannibal Star. Crude and lewd, Sandor is everything Sansa was certain she didn't want. Even with this unlikely match, sparks fly and misadventures ensue as their two worlds collide.
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- English
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- 150,132
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- 20/20
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- 2,041
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22 Nov 2024
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Fire For Feathers by TwoGunRose
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Dec 2022
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September 1957
Sansa Stark is the newest student at the Mistwood Collegiate Academy for young ladies. It’s where the elite send their daughters to be trained to become the wives of the country’s most prominent eligible bachelors.But Sansa knows the truth. It’s just a finishing school after which she will be auctioned off to the wealthiest bidder. She’s tired of being a good little girl and playing the “society game.” This is her last chance to be a rebel, have some fun and enjoy all the experiences she’ll never be able to have after she graduates.
And she's just met the perfect bad boy with whom to accomplish her goals ...
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- English
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- 131,413
- Chapters:
- 46/46
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- 344
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16 Nov 2024
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In which one late night misdial brings someone new into Sansa's life.
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- Part 1 of Song Fics
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07 Nov 2024
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Come Morning Light by orphan_account
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Aug 2015
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"I lit a candle and I prayed for you," Sandor rasped. "I prayed that you'd hate me and forget me, forget this face. And I've been praying it ever since. Get that in your pretty head, girl. I lit a fucking candle, and I prayed for you." Blackwater AU where Sandor stays with Sansa instead of leaving. Red Wedding AU where Robb actually keeps his promise to Walder Frey. Multiple POV.
Sansa Stark is the key to the North should her brother fail in his quest for vengeance. The Lannisters have a plan, but Sandor Clegane has sworn himself to her protection through the many horrors she is made to face. Tyrion and Shae watch her with care until the King in the North comes to win freedom for his people. However, with each advancement, Joffrey tightens his grip on Sansa. The vow to save her happiness and the North soon stands upon the edge of a knife.
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- English
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- 75,193
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- 20/20
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- 1,858
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23 Oct 2024
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Wight Apocalypse by Beanieberta
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 Aug 2024
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It was two years after the start of the wight apocalypse. Sansa had escaped the chaos and mayhem of King’s Landing and built a nice little homestead in the wilderness. One night, a wight (or what she took for a wight, at least) stumbled into her home and continued to turn her life upside down once more.
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05 Aug 2024
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In the Name of the Mother by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2019
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The first time Sandor meets her, she is set to marry his brother in a week's time.
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18 Jul 2024
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Death of A Little Bird by HuffleScribezTardis for , prettybadmagic, Littlefeatherr
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 Jul 2024
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Sansa is forced to look upon the decapitated head of her father and Septa Mordane.
The Litte Bird/Summer Child dies.
But the Red Wolf of Winterfell is reborn.
Chaos ensues. Can Sandor keep his little wolf safe as the blood spatter settles?
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03 Jul 2024
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Responsible by oponn for Amuscaria
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 Mar 2023
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When Sansa Stark is found dead in her room, the Lannisters immediately fear retribution.
As if it wasn't enough of a living nightmare, Sandor Clegane is ordered to return her corpse to the Starks in an effort to head off conflict. Ever dutiful, Sandor begins the journey while actively mourning the loss of Sansa, the bloom of connection between them and the decisions that saw him on this path.
However, a result of a scheming Lannister, Sansa only appears dead. While their journey progresses, she slowly becomes aware, only to hear the grieving honesty of one of Westeros' most fearsome warriors.
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- Part 3 of The Guilty Mind
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- English
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- 30,895
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1
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- 266
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19 Jun 2024
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Culpable by oponn for blueSands
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Jan 2021
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During her time in isolation in the Red Keep, Sansa discovers a way out of her room and spends nights roaming the castle. When she unwittingly gets stuck exploring, she gets trapped with the Hound - who appears to be preparing to bathe. Sansa hides and discovers that sometimes you're just as culpable when you watch something as when you actually participate.
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- Part 1 of The Guilty Mind
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18 Jun 2024
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The Doctor Is In by Spoon888
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
31 Mar 2021
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Taken prisoner by Decepticons, Ratchet is prepared for the worst; Interrogation, torture, deactivation. What he didn't expect was getting roped into becoming the enemy faction's temporary physician.
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- Part 1 of The Doctor Is In
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- English
- Words:
- 133,436
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Comments:
- 3,313
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- 5,259
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08 Jun 2024
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Bodyguard by Beanieberta
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 Jun 2024
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Media mogul Tywin Lannister hires Sandor as his grandson’s bodyguard. It doesn’t take long for Sandor to realize that all the money in the world can’t make up for the fact that Joffrey is an insufferable little prick. But then Sandor meets Sansa, Joffrey’s girlfriend, who unknowingly landed herself in the lion’s den. After a while, Sandor isn't sure anymore who really needs his protection.
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02 Jun 2024
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Baked by AsbestosMouth
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
17 Feb 2017
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Renowned chef Sandor Clegane is 'the mean judge' on The Great Westerosi Bake Off. He hates soggy bottoms, flaccid gingerbread housing, doughy bread, and doesn't the nation know it? Sansa Stark is an amateur cake lover who is just thrilled to be taking part - it's all so exciting to be thrust into the giddy competition with eleven other hopefuls!
Things do not go according to plan; as everyone knows, lemon drizzle cakes can be most contentious.
Will Yara's innuendo finally be too much? Will Olenna's machinations raise her grandson to glory? Will Ramsay kill everyone with a sharpened spatula? Is Cersei really that drunk all the damned time? Can Podrick's adorableness break Twitter? Who will be crowned King or Queen of the Tent? Let's bake.
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- English
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- 87,556
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 2
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- 1,108
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11 Apr 2024
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The One With The Fake Relationship by AsbestosMouth
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
16 Aug 2016
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When Sansa Stark, who has no interest in dating due to horrible and thankfully jailed past boyfriend, is invited to the wedding of the year, she desperately needs a plus one to accompany her. After all, Cat Stark is determined to get her set up with an eligible boy, so weddings and babies happen to the Starks rather than anyone else. The best way to stop that? Pretend that Detective Inspector Sandor Clegane, her dependable (if angry and foul-mouthed) lemon-cake providing work colleague is her boyfriend. Simple, right? Apart from the obvious; Sandor's been in love with her for a year, in like with her for longer, and knows that this might really really hurt. But, bloody hell, it's only a wedding, right?
It's all fluffy, and a bit angsty, and a lot sweary, and a whole load of gay marriage-y. And kilt-y. Of course.
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- Part 1 of Tropes: SanSan
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,319
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 366
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- 2,022
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- 382
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08 Apr 2024
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These Scars We Wear by wonderland
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
22 Dec 2012
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Sandor Clegane discovers that death does not always mark the end of a life. Sometimes it's only the beginning. Spoilers up to and including A Feast For Crows.
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- English
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- 24/24
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- 192
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28 Jan 2024
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i found something in the woods somewhere by Jupitersrising
Fandoms: Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon)
24 Jul 2023
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A short study of each of the jwcc characters through their daemons and how they changed because of the island.
(No knowledge of His Dark Materials or daemons is required.)
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08 Jul 2023
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Take a Shot by Silver_pup
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Jan 2023
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What would Bilbo Baggins have changed if he was given the chance to relive the Quest for Erebor? This is the results of his decisions, and the ripples of change it creates across the lands.
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24 Jun 2023
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The Seedling by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jun 2018
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In the course of her adventures, Bilbo finds herself pregnant. Without an offer of marriage from Thorin, she returns to the Shire to raise the child with the help of her family.
The King Under the Mountain is heartbroken that Bilbo chooses to leave Erebor, but he cannot blame her. Not after he tried to kill her. There was a time when she would have proposed marriage, but that time is clearly past. If all he can have of her are her letters, then he will be grateful for the missives.
Getting these two to talk just might take divine intervention. Or the intervention of a particularly interested child.
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- English
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- 103,031
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 1,565
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- 4,552
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- 1,509
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12 Dec 2022
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Goldilocks by CitrineNebulae
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Aliens vs. Predator (Video Game 2010), Predator, Aliens - Fandom
12 Apr 2023
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Sequel to ALKALINE. The alien scourge aboard the Cavalier is eliminated. Nasira returns to civilization but a terrible truth is not far behind her. Determined to set things right, she breaks away from her duties and begins a mission to make the perpetrators of the scourge pay for their crimes. But she's not the only one seeking justice...
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- Part 2 of ALKALINE & GOLDILOCKS
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05 Nov 2022
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Rest Easy by Largishcat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
08 Oct 2022
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Ratchet spent his first week with the Decepticons putting hands back on empuratees.
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- Part 6 of Author’s Favorites
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Link, a kitchen boy in charge of the cuccos, is mistaken for one of King Ganon's harem boys. Ganon is amused by the whole misunderstanding, but can't seem to forget his pretty kitchen boy.
I want to love you
Pretty young thing
You need some lovin'
Tender lovin' care
And I'll take you there- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 145
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- 3,167
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22 Oct 2022