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Steve should have kept his mouth shut. He should not be talking to any of the kids about sex. But the shit that had come out of Lucas’ mouth was flat out wrong.
“No, jerking off won’t make it harder for you to have kids later. You can’t run out of sperm. Where did you hear that?” He stopped shelving tapes to glare at the kid. Lucas didn’t wilt the way he once would have. Which was a good thing; kid needed to know how to stand up to assholes, even the ones he liked. But not when his information had less basis in reality than a Dwarf bard.
Or, shit, bard was a fantasy word for poet, wasn't it? Poets were real. A Dwarf sorcerer, then.
“Jason said-”
Steve should have known.Series
- Part 7 of Thicker than Bottomland Mud
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Five short interludes spanning July 1985 to March 1986
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Thicker than Bottomland Mud by dodger_chan
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Stranger Things - Fandom
01 Aug 2024
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Four Times Hardison Told His Nana He Was Sorry, And One Time He Said He Was (But Totally Wasn't) by LJC for vacantpanic
Fandoms: Leverage
25 Dec 2009
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Sometimes, a geeky fanboy has to do what a geeky fanboy has to do.
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20 Dec 2024
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Sometimes the juice is just juice.
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Steve makes a face at Eddie. “You've imagined doing stuff with a guy?”
“Yeah, man,” Eddie replies, spreading his hands wide. “Doesn't everyone?”
Steve tilts his head to the side as he thinks. Maybe not very often, but his freshman year when Davey Riggs had been swim team captain? Yeah, he had definitely imagined some stuff that had made trips to the locker room kinda awkward.
“Yeah, that's true,” Steve answers, nodding. “I wonder why everybody acts like it's so gross, though.”
In the summer of 1986, Steve and Eddie have some perfectly normal fun between a couple of perfectly normal dudes.
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25 Nov 2024
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"Ocean air is healing, you know," Eddie says as if he's serious, and Steve smiles.
"Is the gulf considered an ocean?" Steve asks.
And Eddie just shrugs and grins back, shaking another pack of cigarettes out of the fresh carton Steve brought him. Steve feels like a pack mule, hauling food and smokes and beer, back and forth across several states.
"Closest thing I've ever seen to one, at least," Eddie says, and Steve has the fleeting thought that someday, Steve will change that.
Or:
Waiting out the shitstorm back in Indiana.
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Steve this, Steve *that*—Eddie’s had enough of his newest sheepies’ hero worship of the guy, and it all comes to a head when they’re distracted at the most sacred of events: Hellfire. Apparently his majesty is under the weather—time to storm the castle and end their serfdom.
(Jokes on Eddie, because one look at sickly, pathetic Harrington has him ripping up his Munson doctrine faster than you can say ‘m’lord)
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