1 - 20 of 83 Bookmarks by djpizza
Pages Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Yoongi is so frustrated with his job he frequently fantasizes about bulldozing people. Taehyung, on the other hand, is pretty happy with talking people into climax.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,215
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 86
- Kudos:
- 1,817
- Bookmarks:
- 312
- Hits:
- 14,267
Bookmarked by djpizza
15 Oct 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Jeongguk is Yoongi’s secret admirer. And Jeongguk really doesn’t want him to find out.
Bookmarked by djpizza
14 Oct 2017
-
take me out (the date way or the assassination way) by fruitily
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 May 2017
Tags
Summary
yoongi [7:58]
IM READY TO DROP DEADjimin [7:59]
relatablejin [7:59]
you say that at least three times a weeknamjoon [7:59]
is this about the guy you keep running intotae [8:00]
what guy?????? are u keeping tea from me????????jin [8:01]
theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongitae [8:01]
kinky- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,954
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 288
- Kudos:
- 13,087
- Bookmarks:
- 2,902
- Hits:
- 112,614
Bookmarked by djpizza
14 Oct 2017
-
a sugar coated pill and a pick me up by whomstisthis
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Jul 2017
Tags
Summary
As Namjoon stood slightly removed from the scene, bemusedly watching the six-year-olds swarm around his cooler (which he had borrowed from his mom), he didn’t even notice that someone had sidled up next to him until he heard the tiny, but undoubtedly exasperated, huff.
He followed the sound, turning his head to the right. A guy was standing there, arms crossed, lips pursed. He let out another huff, louder this time, but only slightly.
Namjoon refused to acknowledge him. What the fuck was this guy’s deal? Was he really that bitter that his six-year-old just lost a soccer game for six-year-olds?
One more huff from the guy.
He was beginning to think this guy’s lips were just perpetually pursed and would simply never, ever unpurse themselves, when he, the guy, finally unpursed his lips to speak.
“I just think it’s pretty irresponsible to bring Gatorade to a soccer game for first graders,” he said, huffily, “No offense.”
(or: namjin are soccer dads who fall in luv)
Series
- Part 1 of no sleep till brooklyn
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,023
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 536
- Kudos:
- 11,432
- Bookmarks:
- 3,374
- Hits:
- 182,296
Bookmarked by djpizza
14 Oct 2017
-
Bookmarked by djpizza
09 Oct 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Jimin is used to relying on the wall he's built up in his mind to block out the constant swarm of thoughts and voices to get through a shift at work, to get through life.
Namjoon, his shy new coworker, has an aura so loud it makes everything else go quiet. Jimin hates it. Jimin craves it. Jimin decides not to think about it.
Namjoon, however, definitely thinks about him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,926
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 196
- Kudos:
- 6,028
- Bookmarks:
- 1,673
- Hits:
- 71,391
Bookmarked by djpizza
20 Aug 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Jungkook is a studio intern. Namjoon is another alpha, the famous producer from floor eight. Jungkook's instincts don't work around Namjoon, but he never meant to let him know.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,597
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 588
- Kudos:
- 10,152
- Bookmarks:
- 2,580
- Hits:
- 153,462
Bookmarked by djpizza
02 Aug 2017
-
Bookmarked by djpizza
13 Jul 2017
-
I Can't Blame You Enough by freelancejouster for soleilluneetetoiles
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Jun 2017
Tags
Summary
Namjoon had been to protests before, plenty of them, but he'd definitely never had to jump on the back of a motorcycle to get away from the cops at the end of one before.
Bookmarked by djpizza
07 Jun 2017
-
Tags
Summary
jeongguk loves g-dragon but he loves kim taehyung more
Bookmarked by djpizza
28 Apr 2017
-
Bookmarked by djpizza
15 Apr 2017
-
Tags
Summary
i chase your love around a figure 8, i need you more than i can take.
Series
- Part 1 of all we do is drive
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,041
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 25
- Kudos:
- 354
- Bookmarks:
- 96
- Hits:
- 5,892
Bookmarked by djpizza
03 Apr 2017
-
Tags
Summary
you have mass, you take up space, you matter
Bookmarked by djpizza
22 Mar 2017
-
Tags
Summary
When struggling with writer's block, Yoongi stumbles upon Jungkook in his search for inspiration.
Bookmarked by djpizza
14 Mar 2017
-
Bookmarked by djpizza
10 Mar 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Pick up the pace like danger and ride.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,082
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 201
- Kudos:
- 2,696
- Bookmarks:
- 1,255
- Hits:
- 105,645
Bookmarked by djpizza
27 Feb 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Two witches lure Jungkook into their cabin in the woods.
This fic has been translated into Turkish, French, and Russian.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 211,317
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,453
- Kudos:
- 13,196
- Bookmarks:
- 5,295
- Hits:
- 390,136
Bookmarked by djpizza
07 Feb 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,985
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 292
- Kudos:
- 12,433
- Bookmarks:
- 3,206
- Hits:
- 106,305
Bookmarked by djpizza
30 Jan 2017
-
Tags
Summary
"Just a little sip? What's the worst that could happen?"
"Uh, food poisoning, allergic reaction, choking. Death. Death death death," Hoseok replied, trying to back away from Taehyung's approach.
Taehyung smiled and lifted the bottle to Hoseok's face. "Don't be silly, you won't die."
Alternatively: Hoseok dies, turns into a ghost, and meets handsome baker Seokjin, the only person who can see Hoseok.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,027
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 218
- Kudos:
- 3,075
- Bookmarks:
- 942
- Hits:
- 34,734
Bookmarked by djpizza
30 Dec 2016
-
accidents were made to happen (but dear god that is still embarrassing) by peachesyoongi (ultyunki)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
04 Nov 2016
Tags
Summary
au where jimin replies to the wrong conversation and is generally Very Embarrassing for everyone
Bookmarked by djpizza
30 Dec 2016