17 Works by dimsimkitty

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    Edward Teach, owner of Blackbeard's Boutique, takes on a demanding new client, Stede, to outfit for a week of high stakes meetings and events after his luggage goes missing. Stede asks Ed to be his “official plus one” for many of the formal soirees, a request Ed accepts with good humor. Imagine Ed’s reaction when he accidentally discovers “Stede” is Stede Bartholomew Montague Bonnet, the Duke of Corsair!

    OR

    I watched a Christmas movie and turned it into a fic.

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    English
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    36
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    It's his first night away at university and Stede's worried that he's made a mistake going so far from home.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    14
    Kudos:
    49
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    Ed's happiest when he's behind the counter of his ice cream truck, a chance for him to be away from the pressures of being the most celebrated dessert chef in the city and just be Ed, bringing joy to kids the same way the ice cream truck brought joy to him as a child. So when another ice cream truck starts cutting into his time, he's determined to suss out his rival and take him down. Only one problem, the rival turns out to be his crush, and plotting his demise is suddenly a lot harder when the man is just so sweet.

    Words by dimsimkitty || Art by CuFeilidh

    Posted for the OFMD Big Bang 2024

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    292
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,305
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    When Stede asks Ed to be co-captains, he has no idea what it means.

    Language:
    English
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    3,558
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    344
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    When Ed gets stuck back late at work, the last thing he needs is to get trapped in a lift with Stede Bonnet.

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    129
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    504
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    Stede sighs. Normally picking out something to wear for a night out fills him with glee, but he’s not feeling as enthusiastic as usual.

    “Come on love, I promise you’re going to have a good time.” Ed sidles up behind him, sliding his arms around Stede’s waste. “Don’t you trust me?”

    “With my life, Edward. But -”

    “Don’t you love me?” Ed drops his voice low and presses a kiss behind Stede’s ear.

    “With my whole heart,” Stede melts back into Ed’s embrace.

    “Then pick out something hot and let’s get ready to go.” Ed pulls back and gives Stede a little tap on the bum. “Chop chop, the curtain waits for no man!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    97
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    You find a weird bell, you don’t ding the weird bell.
    Leslie dings the weird bell.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
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    13
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    76
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    Ed's birthday is coming up and, try as he might, Stede cannot figure out what to get him. What will he do?

    Panic. He'll panic about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    239
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    2024. Comedian Stede Bonnet agrees to appear on Drunk History Down Under to tell a story about the golden age of piracy. It does not go as planned.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Just before his forty-second birthday, Ed has to find a new place to live.
    He finds a whole lot more than that.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    407
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    Ed waits on the docks.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    10
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    Ed and Stede finally get to experience the Formal of their dreams...

    Language:
    English
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    171
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    All his life Stede has had a secret garden in his mind, a place he retreated to in his imagination to escape his daily life. He finally has a chance to make his garden real, and maybe he will find someone to share it with.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    192
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    Ed is furious that Stede left him, and even more furious to learn that Stede is back in town.
    He's determined to get Stede back... does he want revenge? Or does he want to get back together?
    He hasn't decided yet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    539
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    The Black Dog x We Gull Way Back mash-up that nobody asked for, but I have written anyway.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    19
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    90
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    "This town is fake but
    You're the real thing
    Breath of fresh air through smoke rings
    Take the glory, give everything
    Promise to be dazzling"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    174
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    This happens once every few lifetimes...

     

    There are some things that can't be fought.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    178

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