dimsimkitty
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Edward Teach, owner of Blackbeard's Boutique, takes on a demanding new client, Stede, to outfit for a week of high stakes meetings and events after his luggage goes missing. Stede asks Ed to be his “official plus one” for many of the formal soirees, a request Ed accepts with good humor. Imagine Ed’s reaction when he accidentally discovers “Stede” is Stede Bartholomew Montague Bonnet, the Duke of Corsair!
OR
I watched a Christmas movie and turned it into a fic.
-
A Plesiosaur To Meet You by dimsimkitty for ann_banann
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Nov 2024
Tags
Summary
It's his first night away at university and Stede's worried that he's made a mistake going so far from home.
-
Tags
Summary
Ed's happiest when he's behind the counter of his ice cream truck, a chance for him to be away from the pressures of being the most celebrated dessert chef in the city and just be Ed, bringing joy to kids the same way the ice cream truck brought joy to him as a child. So when another ice cream truck starts cutting into his time, he's determined to suss out his rival and take him down. Only one problem, the rival turns out to be his crush, and plotting his demise is suddenly a lot harder when the man is just so sweet.
Words by dimsimkitty || Art by CuFeilidh
Posted for the OFMD Big Bang 2024
-
Tags
Summary
When Stede asks Ed to be co-captains, he has no idea what it means.
-
Tags
Summary
When Ed gets stuck back late at work, the last thing he needs is to get trapped in a lift with Stede Bonnet.
Recent series
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Before they started making out on Ed’s sofa like teenagers, Ed had shyly informed Stede that he didn’t really, like, sleep with anyone, mate. I like it sometimes, feels good, but not as much as other things. And like… I really like you, but I don’t think even you’ll be an exception to that, so if that’s gonna be a problem, you gotta tell me now.
If there was even a flicker of disappointment in Stede’s eyes when Ed gathered the courage to look at his face, it cleared just as quickly as it came, and Stede only paused for a short moment before answering with a soft, earnest smile, “No, Ed. That’s not a problem at all.”
Ed is asexual. Stede is incredibly understanding. Together, they realise why he gets it so well.
-
Tags
Summary
Do you ever think about how one of the most "romantic" lines in our show is a grown man referring to himself in third person? Because I just did for the first time.
Bookmarked by dimsimkitty
21 Oct 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Last night, Stede Bonnet got very, very drunk, and quite possibly met the love of his life. The only problem is finding him again in a town with a surprising number of bars tended by a surprising number of Eds.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,126
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 59
- Kudos:
- 161
- Bookmarks:
- 20
- Hits:
- 828
Bookmarked by dimsimkitty
23 Aug 2024
-
Tags
Summary
They’ve lived here on the island for half a year, and Ed is happy, of course he is. He wakes up in Stede’s arms more often than not, and on the “not” days Stede is usually up making him tea or arranging fresh flowers on the nightstand.
But every so often Ed catches himself holding his breath. He’ll be looking at Stede in the candlelight and be struck, as if by lightning, with the hurt of that night on the dock, when he waited for Stede until the sun rose. In those moments, Ed feels the world go off-kilter, like he’s looking up at his life from underwater.
While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,372
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 144
- Kudos:
- 278
- Bookmarks:
- 78
- Hits:
- 2,157
Bookmarked by dimsimkitty
04 Aug 2024
-
All's Well That Ends Well To End Up With You by dimplyowl
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Jul 2024
Tags
Summary
"The last two people on the dance floor at 3 AM, swaying."