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Podfuckery: Flesh and Blood by depressionrobe, emi_rose
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Dec 2024
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There’s a Podfuckery afoot!
What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is the Podfuckery narrated by depressionrobe and written by emi_rose.
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- Part 16 of Podfuckery 2024
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Podfic of "Stationary" by unfunpleasures by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Dec 2024
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Edward Teach has made a massive mistake-- what's a few more?
A Gentlebeard lovers to exes to lovers fic set in the modern era.
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling by depressionrobe, WidogastsWebofFire
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Nov 2024
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You are forty-eight years old when you leave Barbados for the first time.
You are forty-nine when you return.
It’s interesting: everyone thought you were dead. But your entire “death,” you’ve never felt more alive.
Returning is like stepping back into your grave. This is the real death.
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Canon divergence AU. Stede Bonnet returns to his home in Barbados after a brief stint with piracy, ready to put the whole grizzly nonsense behind him. And when his wife tries to murder him in his sleep? Well, he’s willing to overlook it. Over the next twenty years, Stede stays stuck in a miserable marriage, attempting to raise his children, maintain his family’s name, and pretend he isn’t haunted by the man he loves—now long dead. But how long can he last before the charade finally comes to an end?
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Podfic of "Close Encounters" by Frawg_Spawn by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Aug 2024
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“What are you up to? Do you have plans?” Stede asks.
“Nothin’ and no.”
“Want to come over?”
Before Ed can answer with the emphatic ‘abso-fuckin-lutley’ he has at the ready, Stede drops his voice and adds, “And ride my face?”
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That’s it. That’s the plot.
Series
- Part 2 of Out of This World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 254
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Podfic of "Aliens Like Us" by Frawg_Spawn by depressionrobe
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Aug 2024
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Both Ed and Stede search the night sky for different things, Ed looks for beauty and Stede looks for adventure. Maybe they can find what they are seeking in each other.
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A fast burn meet-cute of astrophotographer Ed and UFO hunter Stede. Featuring them being immediately down bad for each other and needing to fuck about it
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- Part 1 of Out of This World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 204
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, 1happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice (plantainleaf), Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LyndziM, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Dec 2024
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
- Words:
- 180
- Works:
- 16
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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- 16
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Stede recruits a stranger to pretend to be his boyfriend in order to impress his childhood bully. Things escalate far beyond what he could have imagined.
(Written for SteddyHands Week 2024 for a bunch of prompts)
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- Part 3 of SteddyHands Week 2024 Woo!
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Stede would love to talk to his hot new neighbor Ed, but can't speak whenever he gets close. There's only one solution - witchcraft and maybe a magical pie.
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Stede asks (or, ominously texts) Izzy to meet him after work.
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A short story about second chances and love that changes, but never truly fades.
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“I don’t have a husband,” Izzy says. “You've got the wrong patient.”
“No,” the nurse says, “It was the number listed as your emergency contact. He said he’ll be here in fifteen minutes. A Stede Bonnet?”
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A Sweet Holiday Wish by surprisepink for persephonechild
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Stede Bonnet, recently divorced and with more money than sense, has started a bakery as a vanity project. Determined to be a real professional, he signs up for a one-on-one course with small-town master chocolatier Edward Teach, and immediately falls head over heels.
Ed Teach, burnt out from business ownership, is charmed by this strange man who just wants to learn. So what if their lessons are mostly flirting? It's more fun than trying to discuss the future of the shop with his assistant.
Izzy Hands just wants to do his fucking job. Being madly in love with Ed makes it harder. Let Bonnet sweep him up in their nonsense? No way.
And Christmas is just around the corner!
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- Part 1 of steddyhands chocolatier AU