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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

    **

    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    09 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    theh make me sick.

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    “You’d be my best man wouldn’t you, Evs?

    There’s an ugly pain burning low in his chest as he says, “Of course. What are friends for?”

    Or, Barty's father forces him into an arranged marriage, and Evan is to be his best man. Which would be fine if Evan weren't head over heels in love with him.

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    31 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    wow

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    He never hoped to be given a second chance at having a family, especially one as nice as the Midoriyas. Once he was introduced to his new baby brother, Shigaraki Tomura realized that he finally had a life goal: to be the best big brother ever.

    Midoriya Izuku has a great family: a mom that works hard, a dad that loves his family, and the best big brother anyone could ask for. Now if only they could learn how to make some friends...

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    Midoriya Izuku and Shigaraki Tomura are brothers, the family is slowly taking over the country, and the brothers learn social skills from dating sims. What could possibly go wrong?

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    07 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    creme brie cheese and red pepper jelly

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    "I'm not stupid. You just pushed someone into the closet. Who?" Aizawa asks.
    "I'm in the closet." Bakugou says, in his usual abrupt manner.
    "Yeah, Bakugou's in the closet." Kirishima says. Aizawa walks up to the closet, and places a hand on the handle.
    "I'm giving you one more chance. Who's in there?" Aizawa asks.
    "I am." Bakugou says.
    "He is." Kirishima says. Aizawa opens the closet.

    Bakugou is in the closet.

    Aizawa, aware that something resembling his sanity is hanging by a thread, slowly turns away from the Bakugou in the closet to face the Bakugou outside of it.
    "We warned you." Kirishima says.

    *******

    In which Bakugou and a Todoroki Nomu time travel, Touya runs away with his brothers and adopts Eri and Shinsou, multiple people are not quite villains (but not quite heroes either), Eraserhead has no idea what's going on, the LoV arrests an army, and Natsuo is the only person with any amount of common sense.

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    01 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ha..haha..hah