20 Works by definitelynotczargasm
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This Would Never Happen on the Hallmark Channel by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2024
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Dream is the head writer on this year's Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, Operation: A Boyfriend for Christmas. New talent George has been cast as the lead actor. Boy meets boy and sparks fly. But their tryst is just for the duration of filming, and it has to be kept secret from the people in charge. As the weeks of filming turn into months and feelings between the two grow, they have to decide if the relationship forming between them is worth sacrificing everything for--including their careers.
Or, the one where Dream and George film a Hallmark Christmas movie and have way more sex than is typically allowed on the Hallmark Channel.
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in sickness and in health by definitelynotczargasm, dizzy
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
13 Dec 2024
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Dan knows that something is off with Phil while they're on tour, but how can he help if Phil won't actually admit it?
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Holding On For Just Tonight by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2024
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The night before Dan leaves for the American leg of WAD, he suffers a little crisis of faith. As always, Phil is there to help him through it.
[set a few hours after the filming of "Dan Is Leaving Me"]
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The Glow Squid Hunter by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Nov 2024
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Dream is the best glow squid hunter in the realm, known far and wide for his skill. When a strange man named George shows up on his doorstep with a lucrative offer and the promise of adventure, Dream doesn't ask too many questions. He never suspects that George might not be exactly who--or what--he seems, or that the adventure he joins in on might actually be a trap.
It turns out, the glow squids have finally come for their revenge.
OR a DNF retelling of the folktale "The Seal Catcher"
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I Like The Way You Look In My Things by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Nov 2024
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It's the night before George's birthday and he's been wearing Dream's bracelet all night. Dream likes the way George looks in his things. He takes the time to show him how much.
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George and Dream have been friends for years, but they’re just friends. At least that’s what they tell everyone. If they feel something different, neither one’s saying a word. Besides, George is currently obsessed with the faceless host of a storytelling podcast—known simply as The Voice. But when The Voice starts playing music by the mysterious new singer Gogy, George doesn’t miss the chance to finally meet the man he’s been dreaming about for months. But what does this mean for Dream, and for George’s relationship with Dream?
Or, DNF secret identity AU
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here kitty, kitty by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 Jun 2024
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When George makes enemies with the wrong person, he finds himself transformed into a cat. Where better to hide out until he figures out how to break the curse than with the cute owner of a nearby cat cafe?
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George and Dream have a special relationship, but they've never crossed the line into more than friends. There always seems to be an obstacle in the way, keeping them from taking that final step. Over the course of a year, they get closer and closer to finally getting what they both secretly want, but will they ever make it there?
or, the five times Dream and George almost got together and the one time they finally did.
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When Dream suggests they take a hall pass for the weekend and sleep with other people, George finds himself spending a very exciting night with Austin.
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Late at night, Sam stumbles on a scene he was never meant to see. He's invited to stay and watch, but only watch.
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Every Mountain Tells A Story by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 May 2024
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As a mountain climbing guide on Mount Everest, George’s main goal each year is to get his clients to the top and back down without any accidents. The mountains are his home, and they’re where he’s happiest.
Unfortunately, this year his former best friend, Dream, will be on the mountain too. George hasn’t spoken to Dream since one terrible day nearly three years prior.
How will he handle being in such close proximity to someone he once trusted with his life? Will it ruin his climbing season? Or will something new develop?
Or, DNF ex-friends to lovers mountain climbing AU
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Swipe Right by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Mar 2024
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George and Dream connect on a dating app, but they don't hit it off right away. Then they find each other on another app. And then another, and another, and another. Eventually, they decide to take a chance on each other. But will the lukewarm start to their relationship stop something from developing? Are they doomed to just be good friends? And exactly how good is Dream at Minecraft?
or, DNF dating app AU
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Our Own Terrible Way by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2024
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After six months in America, George is pretty sure he was wrong about his relationship with Dream. While George is still a little in love with his best friend, he's starting to realize that his love isn't reciprocated. Enter Austin, who comes along at just the right time. As the months pass, George finds more than meaningless sex in his friends-with-benefits situation. But how will Dream react when he realizes George is slipping away right before his eyes?
or, ANF friends with benefits to DNF lovers
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Him Whom My Soul Loves by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Jan 2024
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When Dream wakes up to someone knocking on the door late one night, he finds himself responsible for a lost and confused George, who claims to come from 1723. As he helps George adapt to the modern world and works to find a way to get George home, Dream begins to feel something more than friendly towards his guest. But is it worth it to take a chance on something if George will just leave in the end?
or, DNF Time Travel AU
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The Place Where I Belong by definitelynotczargasm for inlovewithnight
Fandoms: Downton Abbey
22 Dec 2011
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After marrying Branson, Sybil realizes life with him in Ireland was not what she had been looking for.
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Zach is distressed and Jesse responds in an... interesting way. Set during the filming of the *third* Star Trek movie.
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The Dangers of the Domesticity Module by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Rod Allbright Alien Adventures - Coville
23 Jan 2010
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Upon the birth of his daughter, Captain Grakker tries his hand at being a father, with both disastrous and adorable results.
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For the Sake of a Motorized Scooter by definitelynotczargasm for Rush-That-Speaks
Fandoms: Flight of the Conchords
21 Dec 2009
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Adams, Jefferson, and Franklin celebrate the signing of the declaration at a tavern. Jefferson, with Franklin's help, celebrates a bit too much.