definitelynotczargasm
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This Would Never Happen on the Hallmark Channel by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Dec 2024
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Dream is the head writer on this year's Hallmark Channel Christmas movie, Operation: A Boyfriend for Christmas. New talent George has been cast as the lead actor. Boy meets boy and sparks fly. But their tryst is just for the duration of filming, and it has to be kept secret from the people in charge. As the weeks of filming turn into months and feelings between the two grow, they have to decide if the relationship forming between them is worth sacrificing everything for--including their careers.
Or, the one where Dream and George film a Hallmark Christmas movie and have way more sex than is typically allowed on the Hallmark Channel.
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in sickness and in health by definitelynotczargasm, dizzy
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
13 Dec 2024
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Dan knows that something is off with Phil while they're on tour, but how can he help if Phil won't actually admit it?
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Holding On For Just Tonight by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2024
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The night before Dan leaves for the American leg of WAD, he suffers a little crisis of faith. As always, Phil is there to help him through it.
[set a few hours after the filming of "Dan Is Leaving Me"]
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The Glow Squid Hunter by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Nov 2024
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Dream is the best glow squid hunter in the realm, known far and wide for his skill. When a strange man named George shows up on his doorstep with a lucrative offer and the promise of adventure, Dream doesn't ask too many questions. He never suspects that George might not be exactly who--or what--he seems, or that the adventure he joins in on might actually be a trap.
It turns out, the glow squids have finally come for their revenge.
OR a DNF retelling of the folktale "The Seal Catcher"
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I Like The Way You Look In My Things by definitelynotczargasm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Nov 2024
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It's the night before George's birthday and he's been wearing Dream's bracelet all night. Dream likes the way George looks in his things. He takes the time to show him how much.
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fuck therapy write fic instead 2024 daily fic advent by consciousness_streaming, definitelynotczargasm, dizzy, Scoops (consciousness_streaming)
Fandom: Friends (TV), Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Succession (TV 2018), Video Blogging RPF
24 Dec 2024
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the universe would rip in half (let's not try that) by definitelynotczargasm
Fandom: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2024
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A series of fics set during the American leg of the We're All Doomed tour.
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- 4,207
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Dream is a little obsessed with everything about George, but especially his body when he's sleeping.
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Bookmarked by definitelynotczargasm
07 Dec 2024
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Dream tells George that since he isn't paying rent he should at least be putting dinner on the table... and George decides to prove him right.
Bookmarked by definitelynotczargasm
04 Feb 2024
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my perfect beautiful housewife breeding kink fic
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George is home from Los Angeles, and the reunion brings him even closer to Dream than he was before.
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Bookmarked by definitelynotczargasm
29 Dec 2023
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Hits Different by Scoops (consciousness_streaming)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Jan 2024
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If there’s one thing George knows, it’s that he hates Dream. He always has and he always will. Even after their parents get married, George hates Dream.
When he goes away to college, he thinks that he’ll finally get the chance to escape, only to have that ruined by Dream, too. Not only did he get accepted to the very same university to play for their football team, but even worse, they also have to share a dorm room.
But as George watches his stepbrother work harder and harder for an ungrateful team, balancing newfound fame and a resurfacing deadbeat dad, something horrible happens. George starts to empathize with Dream.
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Bookmarked by definitelynotczargasm
04 Dec 2023
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George is in his sophomore year of college, and everything is great. He's well past the relationship that broke his heart, he has amazing friends, and school is going well.
Until one day George passes out mysteriously and is rushed to the hospital. Turns out his body is rejecting heat suppressants and he needs to stop taking them immediately, no big deal right?
Doctors tell him that he can't live alone while he recovers, so George and his best friend Dream decide to finally go through with their plan to get a couples dorm together, as friends of course.
But when George gets ready to experience his first heat in almost a year they both revisit an old pact from high school, and their friendship quickly starts crossing lines they can't come back from.
This tells the story of George and Dream's long and complicated friendship, and what happens when they think they can casually add physical intimacy to the mix. George might have been missing a lot of feelings Dream's been keeping hidden.
Featuring middle school and high school flashbacks.
Settle in, this one's gonna take a while.
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Bookmarked by definitelynotczargasm
29 Nov 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
beautiful perfect heart-wrenching amazing smut best omegaverse story ever