deathishauntedbyhumans
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i know it (i can’t control it) by deathishauntedbyhumans
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Nov 2024
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”Come to kill me again, darling?”
Astarion and Twig banter at camp.
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- Part 2 of jack of all trades, master of none
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“I dunno how much it really suits me, anymore,” Moran replies quietly, looking down. “Lost a lot of myself doin’ things I never thought Sebastian would do.”
James addresses the elephant in the room— Colonel Moran’s first name.
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jack of all trades, master of none by deathishauntedbyhumans
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 Nov 2024
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A series of vaguely-connected stories featuring my durge Twig. They’re a nonbinary gnome with blue hair and pronouns who is taking one level in every class, AND is resisting The Urge.
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Rick and Craig are trapped, and Craig forces Rick to confront the nature of their relationship
My Portal Secret Santa for @deathishauntedbyhumans on Tumblr, they requested a scene with cores, mainly Factventure, so I did a lil something of them being stuck in the place where you find all the corrupted cores right before the Wheatley boss fight. I tried to avoid references to fanon cores like Virgil as much as I could, by their request, though occasionally they slipped in.
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Roxanne calls time-out on Metro Man Day, interrupting Megamind’s Death Ray plot before it even begins. Her original plan is a single, casual hook-up with her annoyingly attractive supervillain. But Megamind, Roxanne comes to realize, matters to her a lot more than she would care to admit—and she also comes to realize that he’s not really very happy as a supervillain. Clearly, it’s time for Roxanne to come up with another plan...
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Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!
Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.
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Not everyone has a soulmate. Only about 10% of the population is born with a mark on their skin signifying that, somewhere out there, their perfect match walks the earth. Even then there is no guarantee the two will ever meet...
John Hartley has a soul mate somewhere. Sarah Black does not.