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“I saw him again,” Martin announced the next day.
“Ha! Do you have his tea again?”
“No, I actually paid attention today.”
Tim stuck his bottom lip out in an exaggerated pout. “But this could have become a romance!”
“I don’t think tea stealing and dirty looks count as romance.”
“I’d say it depends on what kind of dirty looks.”
“Oh my god.”
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Aziraphale leaned down to give Crowley a soft kiss, and then he focused back on the ropes. Tying a person up was such delicate, intricate work; the rope has to be just the perfect tightness in order to restrain without pinching delicate skin, the knots have to be just so in order to anchor.
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Surprise, Gertie: We've Unionized (subheading) In More Ways Than One by dduucckk
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Sep 2022
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Jon took the tape recorder out of their pocket and turned it on. “Whenever you’re ready,” he told Annie.
“It started…” she paused for a moment, thinking. “It must have started a long time ago. People have always gone missing around here a lot, but,” she shrugged. “No one really reports it, not anymore. They must have at some point, but we know by now there’s only so much the police will do. So, people go missing, and no one says anything. It was––not fine, exactly. But not terrible either, until a few years ago. That’s when it started getting worse. More people disappearing without a trace.”
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martin: i hate you two so much
tim: MARTIN
sasha: MARTIN
martin: he kept giving me the worst look when my phone kept buzzing it’s gonna be your guys’s funerals not mine
martin: i should be allowed some pipe murder i thinksasha: awww we love you too
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regarding a statement, a haunted house, and a date by dduucckk for Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jun 2022
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“Oh.” Tim shifted a little bit, allowing Sasha to tug the file out from under her. She grinned. “How do we all feel about a combination date night and statement follow up?”
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FUNNIEST POLY TMA TEXT FICS EVER [NOT CLICKBAIT] by dduucckk, trashynishiki, vaindumbass
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 May 2022
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dan is a) yearning and b) obsessed with dorlene and bookstores by dduucckk
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2021
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Dan’s cute & short wolfstar fics with no plot that make them happy to write :) by dduucckk
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2020
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I think the title is pretty self-explanatory tbh. None of these fics are related in any way, they’re just ones I wrote that I thought were cute and they made me smile. I hope y’all like them!!
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dan?? writing angst?? it's more likely than you'd think by dduucckk
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2020
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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26 Jan 2024
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dicked up, not down by thesweetpianowritingdownmylife
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2023
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A surefire method of turning a demon back to an angel is to have another angel fill him with his... holy seed.
Of course, such a thing is unlikely to happen due to the natural animosity between angels and demons.
(Enter our two favourite idiots)--
Or a series of vignettes where aziracrow fuck nasty until a little surprise happens.Series
Bookmarked by dduucckk
21 Aug 2023
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It’s nothing,” Martin said, too quickly. “It’s just… there was someone I liked, and I never got to tell them.”
“Oh.” As far as deathbed confessions went, that was pretty tame, but Martin still looked desperately embarrassed. “Who…?”
“No one,” Martin insisted, and it occurred to Jon that he would only be this cagey if it was someone they both knew. Sasha, maybe? “It’s stupid, anyway,” he muttered, almost to himself. “I don’t even know if he’s interested in men.”
Oh. Of course. Who else would it be?
“I, uh…” Jon said, clearing his throat awkwardly. “I happen to know that he is.”
Martin turned to look at him, his expression flickering between shock, wonder, and a bright, cautious hope. “Really?” he asked, voice hushed and awestruck.
“Yes, he’s, um. He’s definitely mentioned an ex-boyfriend before.”
Martin frowned in confusion. “Who…?”
“Tim…” Jon said, growing confused himself. “Why, who were you…?”
“R-Right, yeah, Tim as well.”
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Jon becomes determined to be a good wingman to Martin. That will mean putting aside his own growing feelings, but, well, Jon's always been good at repressing things. It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
Bookmarked by dduucckk
28 Jun 2023
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and we are full of stories to be told by saintbleeding
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Jun 2023
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Stop me if you've heard this one: the Antichrist and his plus one walk into a tube station.
Bookmarked by dduucckk
05 Jun 2023
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The cat lets out another mmrp before rubbing his face affectionately against Martin’s leg.
“Right,” Martin says with a soft smile, crouching down and scratching underneath the cat’s chin. “You haven’t met him yet, but Jon’s going to love you. You’re just going to have to- to look at him and he’ll love you. He's going to see your cute little face he’s going to just- just let you do whatever you please."
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In which Jon and Martin get a cat.
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- Part 3 of Jay's Kiss Prompt Fics
- Part 1 of in which jon and martin get a cat
Bookmarked by dduucckk
26 May 2023