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    Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing an actual monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.

    But this guy seems different.

    Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.

    wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy

    Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.

    (Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)

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    20 Sep 2024

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    MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY IS REWIRED I LOVE THIS

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    You?” Tim blurts. Holy shit. “You’re Kon?”

    A nod. “Are you in any pain?” he asks again.

    Kon’s skin is sun-kissed, cheekbones dusted with a fine smattering of freckles; he is, without exaggeration, the prettiest person Tim has ever seen. “No, I’m—great,” he says, fidgeting. “Do you, uh, come here often?”

    Kon raises a brow. “To the medbay?” he intones. “Definitely more often than I’d prefer.”

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    13 May 2024

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    OH THIS WAS DELIGHTFUL

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Essek has devoted his life to the axioms and metalogical functions of the field; he knows the complexities of internal calculations of weight, velocity and trajectory required to complete the spell with such finesse. Caleb Widogast just performed the somatics required to control eight vectors with the accuracy of submicroscopic deviation with one hand lazily wrapped around his cock.

    He is utterly and completely screwed.

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    18 Feb 2024

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    SCREAMS LOUDLY AND WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR MY SURROUNDINGS. THE ONIONS I'M HOWLING. I LOVE THEM.

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    A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love...

    This story was inspired by the thought of Prince William of Wales (and indeed the current Max von Hapsburg) studying at the University of St Andrews; it is also, as the title suggests, at least a little inspired by the operetta 'The Student Prince'.

    Grateful thanks to Lamardeuse and DarkEmeralds for Beta and cheerleading!

    ::2019 note: This story was written BEFORE the TV show introduced the character of Gwaine. It's not that I can't spell, or that I'm perversely writing him out of character - I incorporated other characters from Arthurian legend (Kay, Gawain etc) into my story, and lacking prophetic abilities, my versions naturally don't mesh with the versions subsequently introduced into the show.::

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    16 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    “It’s merely a question for you.”

    There’s an instinctive mental wince on Wyll’s part, his brows furrowing and a slight narrowing of his eyes. “A question?” he repeats.

    Gale nods, dropping his hand from his own chest as he leans closer to Wyll, finger raised ahead of his face. “Just the one.”

    It wasn’t like Gale had ever been unkind to him. Sure, he could be brash and his sense of humor tended to be rather… odd. Still, he never held any malice in his words- even when he’d discovered the true source of Wyll’s abilities.

    Wyll braces himself, nodding all the same as he awaits his next words.

    “Tell me, Wyll,” he starts, “what do you fear?”  

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    29 Jan 2024

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    GONNA LIE DOWN IN THE EARTH FOREVER. MY HEART.