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and i took you by the hand ( and we stood tall ) by cuethe_pulse
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Nov 2024
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It happens once, after everything. And, like those satanawful PSAs used to warn little pubescent demons, once is all it took.
Written for Eggpreg Week 2024.
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“If I fuck you like this, will you get double pregnant?”
Somehow, that is not what he expected.
|| for Hellaverse NSFW Week, prompt five: Breeding
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“Harriet,” the smile around that name was just as sharp in this form as any other. “Where the fuck do you think you're going?”
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anywhere, any time, i don't mind ( i don't mind, for you ) by cuethe_pulse
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
23 Jul 2024
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There were several contributing factors leading up to why Blitzø felt so fucking desperate by the end of the night.
Mainly, though? It was his slutty skirt.
|| for Hellaverse NSFW Week, prompt one: Eating out/Fingering ||
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“do you think eiri and shuichi text each other; or more like shuichi texts eiri two hundred thousand times a day about everything and eiri maybe replies ‘stop it’”
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POST-MASTERMIND! PRE-SINSMAS- CANON COMPLIANT UNTIL S2 FINALE!
The night after the trial was going to be rough. Blitz had known that when he'd first laid eyes on his prince, right before that janitor had thrown his hot coffee at Stolas and the man had barely reacted. He took Stolas home expecting to take care of him, nurse him back to health and gradually get the ex-prince back to some semblance of stability.
Little did Blitz know, Stolas was built of stronger stuff than he thought. Stolas has had a lifetime of resiliency beaten into him by now, and Blitz is about to find out just how in charge of his own destiny Stolas really is.
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23 Dec 2024
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Almost dying is something Blitzø is oh so intimately familiar with—he's an assassin, for fuck's sake. Brushes with death are a part of the job description. Public executions, though, maybe...maybe not quite as much.
Realizing he's maybe kind of actually important to people? Yeah, no. That's. That's pretty fucking new.
So is the dawning understanding of the depth of these—these feelings he's fumbling with for the guy now sleeping there on his couch.
All this to say that everything's so goddamn fucked, right now, and he's gotta do what he can to pick up the pieces.
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16 Dec 2024
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Blitzø's life is going fine. He's got a good gig as a stripper, a handful of friends, and a roof over his head. He's not lonely, fuck you very much.
Everything is… fine.Stolas' life is not going where he wants it to. With a wedding that he doesn't want to be part of approaching fast, he feels trapped. But it's his duty to marry. He had to be fine with it.
But one bachelor party changes both of their lives, and suddenly fine doesn't seem so fine anymore.
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14 Dec 2024
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Stolas looked down, silently taking in the heart-shaped pancakes Blitzø had meticulously cut out. They were choppy and uneven, the strawberry eyes were two days old and a bit mushy and the blueberry beak looked more like a button nose atop the bacon smile, but
“Oh— S-Stolas? Hey, Stolas, I’m sorry—”
“H-huh?” Stolas glanced up at Blitzø, unaware of the stream of tears pouring down his face.
Or, a self-indulgent study of the morning after Mastermind.
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- Part 1 of couch brainrot
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14 Dec 2024
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The most unexpected new recruit of I.M.P – Stolas, formerly of the Ars Goetia, now of the Ars Banish-ed (two syllables) – is definitely a DISTRACTION.
For someone who’s never worked a crappy 9-5 in his damn life, Stolas turned out to be surprisingly industrious. He’s punctual. He’s good with paper. He gets along reasonably with everyone... after the initial shock of having deposed royalty as a colleague. Stolas even toned down his flowery handwriting enough so the rest of the team can read it, which reduced Moxxie’s bitching by at least fifty percent. No one has thrown anything at him in a couple of weeks now.
No, the problem with Stolas isn’t his work ethic.
It’s the length of his fucking skirt.
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A whole year on from the events of Mastermind, it's time for I.M.P's office Sinsmas party! Blitzø and Stolas have been dancing around their carnal attraction to each other...
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12 Dec 2024