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These Are Some of my Favorite Things (The Post-It-Note!fic) by zimriya
Fandoms: Les Misérables (2012)
18 Jul 2013
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Grantaire wakes up one morning and finds that for some reason, Enjolras keeps sticking post-it-notes to various parts of his body.
Formerly post-it-notes
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16 Dec 2024
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Love in a Coffee Shop by tellthemstories
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
07 Jun 2014
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Grantaire's a famous rock star. Enjolras owns a coffee shop slash book store that makes no money and is dangerously close to becoming hipster. One night, Grantaire stumbles in when they're closed.
Somehow, that’s the most normal part of his week.
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- English
- Words:
- 22,887
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 230
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- 4,760
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- 56,045
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16 Dec 2024
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Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.
"I need a favor," he says at last.
"With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"
(High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)
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- Part 1 of World Ain't Ready-verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 185,795
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 2,691
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- 13,535
- Bookmarks:
- 4,200
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- 381,524
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16 Dec 2024
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Bleed the Water Red by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Oct 2015
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Peter and Deadpool are held captive by a super-villain that has an inclination for torture. After she boasts her untarnished record at never having hurt a child or teenager, Peter is forced to break the truth to both her and Deadpool.
“Did you know I have a perfect record?” The villain collects a rusted pocket knife, tracing it up Peter’s arm, over his shoulders, down to his collarbone, as though considering where to cut. Peter focuses on controlling his breathing, fear twisting awfully in his belly. “You may look down on me, Mr. Spider-Man, but for all the righteous suffering I inflict, I’ve never hurt a child. Not once.”
“Y'know, I don’t think you do,” Peter blurts. At his words, Deadpool's stare intensifies. “Have a perfect, non-child harming record, that is.”
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- English
- Words:
- 4,818
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 47
- Comments:
- 271
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- 32,082
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- 5,355
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- 293,372
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02 Dec 2024
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The only thing denser than a black hole is Tomioka Giyuu by quarter_life_crisis
Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
25 Aug 2023
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- 14,025
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 145
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13 Nov 2024
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Worthy by halfagone (milkywxy) for TheVigilantSpider
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Sep 2023
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What starts out as a PR stunt for the Avengers turns into a headache for one Tony Stark.
Thor has found his new favorite human.
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- Part 9 of It's All About Presentation
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- English
- Words:
- 967
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 9
- Comments:
- 61
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- 2,981
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- 437
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- 16,702
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13 Nov 2024
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Baby Blofis College Fund by zipadeea
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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Valerie calls her an hour later.
“Sally, what the hell?”
“That bad, huh?”
“Bad? Sally, it’s gold. I went from squirming in my seat to crying genuine tears. And that twist, making him a Greek god, it’s exactly what we’re looking for right now. How soon can you get me the next chapter?”
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In which Sally Jackson realizes by the time the new baby is eighteen, a semester of college will cost an arm and a leg. And those Fifty Shades of Grey books sure did make a lot of money.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,908
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 203
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- 5,984
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- 1,252
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- 37,760
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12 Nov 2024
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“Yeah,” Jamie drawls in that soft voice, and if Coach Ted’s voice is peanut butter, she thinks Jamie’s must be honey. “It ain’t your fault, Phoebe. And I don’t think your Uncle Roy meant for you to hear what he said ‘bout your dad. But it’s kinda like that, see. No one wants me dad to come to our matches either.”
“But you want him to show up sometimes too?”
Jamie looks down at their clasped hands. “Sometimes. It’s complicated.”
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- English
- Words:
- 12,363
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 249
- Kudos:
- 2,379
- Bookmarks:
- 532
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- 15,535
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28 Oct 2024
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Safeguard by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jul 2015
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After the public death of a superhuman 15 year old, teenage superheroes are forced to wear government-issued clothing that marks them as underage.
Or; Peter is backed into a corner, Tony Stark grows increasingly frustrated, and New York protects their own.Peter focusses on the pedestrians, on their whispering and pointing. At Peter. At his blue Regulation Jacket, in the middle of Times Square, blown up to epic proportions on the huge towering screens.
Oh.
“Oh,” Peter says, dumbly. “Oh no.”
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- English
- Words:
- 17,710
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 335
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- 16,955
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- 4,023
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- 159,767
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15 Oct 2024
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fireworks by Rosyredlipstick
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
13 Jun 2023
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- Works:
- 12
- Bookmarks:
- 313
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12 Sep 2024
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비틀비틀 by ethannku
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
26 Sep 2022
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When Leo wakes up naked in his roommate’s bed with his equally naked roommate, it would’ve been so easy to blame the alcohol for the night before. After all, there’s no way his quintessential straight All-American roommate Jason would actually take ownership of sleeping with Leo, right? Instead, said roommate clung to him, offered morning sex, then went around their room gathering his clothes as if Leo wasn’t rethinking his entire life.
Fuck, Leo thinks. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Or; Leo and Jason are roommates with benefits.
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08 Sep 2024
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Check in, One through Twenty, Go by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Mar 2022
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Class 1-A makes check-in phrases to make sure no one’s an imposter.
After the war, it turns into something else.- Language:
- English
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- 4,142
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 55
- Comments:
- 230
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- 8,058
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- 2,133
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- 39,487
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29 Aug 2024
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Percy Jackson: The Meme by NeedsCaffeineRightNow
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
12 Jan 2021
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Percy gets kinda well known and then is a meme
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- English
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- 4,962
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 30
- Kudos:
- 1,359
- Bookmarks:
- 222
- Hits:
- 11,166
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14 Aug 2024
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Eggsy shifts the aim from JB to Arthur, and shoots him in the face.
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- English
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- 2,463
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 244
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- 8,222
- Bookmarks:
- 1,998
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- 56,583
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14 Aug 2024
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Far Too Young to Be This Old by CNWrites
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel
23 Dec 2022
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Clint took a deep breath. "I’m here because three months ago I got my butt saved by a fourteen year old kid. Do you want to tell me your name again?”
Scott frowned at him, once again studying him sharply. His hands clenched and unclenched into little fists, his muscles tightening with each movement. It seemed like the kid was making a million decisions as he watched Clint, his brow creased under his brown bangs. His fingers clenched one last time, and then he let out a huff.
“Fine,” he muttered. He took a deep breath, carefully drawing himself up to his full fourteen-year-old height. His arms crossed tightly across his chest, his clunky gold visor catching the sun as he stared Clint down. “I’m Cyclops, leader of the X-Men. Now, what do you want with me and my team?”
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In which Clint Barton meets Cyclops, the leader of the X-Men, a new group of rarely-seen mutant superheroes that many people would compare to terrorists. However, Cyclops is not the strong, stubborn, deadly man that Clint has heard of. In fact, he is not a man at all.
He is a kid.
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- Part 2 of Far Too Young
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 182,806
- Chapters:
- 57/57
- Comments:
- 923
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- 873
- Bookmarks:
- 173
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- 28,092
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12 Aug 2024
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Damian clears his throat. “I require your assistance.”
The words come out easier with the benefit of practice and the knowledge that no one will remember them tomorrow. Today. Tomorrow-today.
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- English
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- 7,674
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- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 252
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- 5,200
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- 945
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- 20,102
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05 Aug 2024
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Damian’s patrol is not as uneventful as he implies.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 5
- Comments:
- 213
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- 5,321
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05 Aug 2024
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listen, there's a hell of a universe next door by storm_petrel
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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As it turns out, no one ever taught Luke how to tie a little green baby to his back one-handed, but Luke thinks he's pretty gods-damned good at problem-solving under pressure, thank you, and the baby is at least semi-cooperative. When he's sure the kid is strapped in as tight as he can get, Luke pauses, and reaches back. His fingers graze the wide point of the baby's fuzzy ear. "Well, kid," says Luke, and his voice is a little rough, but not bad, all things considered. "Carrying you on my back while getting the absolute banthashit kicked out of me, at least this feels familiar."
The baby coos in his ear, and then kicks him hard in the kidney. Yoda used to do the exact same thing. Somehow, it's a lot more endearing now.
Or: Luke Skywalker solves a number of life-or-death problems, makes some new friends, falls abruptly in love, and gets shot into space, all in the same day.
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- Part 1 of it's a hell of a universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,921
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 510
- Kudos:
- 4,475
- Bookmarks:
- 1,325
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- 37,979
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04 Aug 2024
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Familial Star Wars One Shots by S_C_G
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
19 Aug 2024
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A series of mostly platonic Star Wars one shots featuring different characters and their relationships.
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- 18,182
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- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 41
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31 Jul 2024
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Rooster wakes up on the third April 22nd in a row covered in phantom explosion burns and with the concrete knowledge that this mission is going to go terribly, horribly wrong.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,318
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 281
- Kudos:
- 2,856
- Bookmarks:
- 502
- Hits:
- 21,474
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21 Jul 2024