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    The distant look in the Mage’s eyes snapped to the gap of the roof, to the near-silent tuttering of other, watchful machines down below. “No, it doesn’t matter. You will be safe up here. It should be simple enough, to lay protective wards into the earth of the tower. I won’t let anything happen to you,” he vowed.

    Promises held no impetus in this world, where nothing happened, nothing changed.

    The Machine reset its position on its knees and replaced its hands on the weapon of a fallen era. I can’t stop you from making useless promises, can I?

    Somehow, without doing anything, the Machine had gained a visitor and protector.

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    31 Dec 2024

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    “I’m inclined to agree,” Hoskel said, shaking his head. “Just think if they were running amok the town. We’ve taken kindly to Viktor for your sake Jayce, but the others?”

    “I am right here, you know,” Viktor said bitterly, not taking kindly to how they spoke of him like he was Jayce’s pet. He doesn’t understand what they mean that Jayce has “claimed” him, but he isn’t appreciating the way they’re meaning it.

    “The people of Zaun aren’t of immediate danger to us anyway,” Mel spoke now, and though Viktor has never really gotten along with her, he’s grateful for her usage of the proper title of Zaun. “And you should all place respect on Viktor’s name, despite his part of House Talis regardless.”

    “Thank you,” Viktor said, not quite understanding again what this talk of being a Talis, but he chooses to focus on Mel openly defending him. “And as Jayce previously mentioned, Hextech is not to be weaponised.”

    ~~~

    Jayce is possessive of Viktor and covers the man in the Talis House colors.

    Viktor doesn't realise though for seven years what Jayce is doing, but everyone else does.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    It was... weird, having all these animals being near their home.

    Brightbill wasn’t really sure what to think when he heard almost the entire forest stayed in their house during a winter storm- which he is fascinated that everyone managed to fit but Roz has always been good at figuring stuff like that out- but he really isn’t sure how to feel right now. All the other animals usually kept a large berth away from this place and them, barring Pinktail and her kids and sometimes Paddler. Brightbill feels like he should be more grateful that everyone cares about Roz so much now that they’re willing to help rebuild his home and he knows he should be happy because the other animals like them now but...

    But Roz was leaving for who knows how long soon. So he wasn’t sure how to feel about anything anymore.

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    12 Nov 2024

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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    23 Sep 2024

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    Rancilda dreams of a new life every night.

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    22 Sep 2024

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    When an young man is rejected for being ‘incompatible’ he turns into the akuma ‘Amalgam’ able to fuse two people together.

    And later Adrien and Marinette would debate if it was lucky or unlucky that they got hit.

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    16 Sep 2024

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    "Leo!? Leo!"

    Mikey was screaming, and he flinched at how scared his little brother sounded. The innate need to comfort him kicked in, and Leo stepped forward, holding out his arms to him invitingly, smiling to let him know everything was alright.

    “Hey, Mikey, what’s wrong-”

    Mikey didn’t open his arms to hug him back.

    Mikey ran through him.

    Leo is cursed by a mystic whatever thingy. But don't worry guys, he's totally got this! Getting back into his body? Easy peasy.

    (He hopes it will be easy peasy.)

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    17 Jun 2024

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    Honestly? None of them take mystic as seriously as they should. Sure they respect it and are fascinated by it (excluding Donnie), but none of them really considered the dangers that it may hold for the four of them.
    A fight with a mystic user is going to change that forever.
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    Leo is struck with a curse that makes him unable to sleep. As his mind deteriorates and his family struggles for an answer, he slowly loses himself to his delirium, unable to tell reality from his mind.

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    17 Jun 2024

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    While tracking a suspicious fortune-teller, Shen Qingqiu falls unconscious. The fortune-teller extracts a glowing orb from his body, telling Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge that this Shen Qingqiu is an imposter, and they can see for themselves if they don't believe it.

    Alternatively, the Demon Lord and Peak Lords watch Scum-Villain's Self-Saving System.

    Characters Watch the Series fanfic. Post-Canon.

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    08 Mar 2024

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    When a rogue foreign System sends out a subtle virus, some outsiders are shown chat messages between a certain two transmigrators and their Systems.


    AirplaneBro: nah dude shen jiu would never lay a hand on his female disciples like that, hes gay

    Liu Qingge tripped on thin air while Mu Qingfang choked on his tea as Shang Qinghua (their god? creator??) casually shattered their view of their original Shen Qingiu. The fake Shen Qingqiu at least, was sharing their shock.

    CucumberBro: EXCUSE ME WHAT??
    CucumberBro: The fuck he is?!?! He literally GOES TO BROTHELS! LIU QINGGE FOUND HIM IN BED WITH A WOMAN THAT ONE TIME?

    AirplaneBro: aight bro buckle the fuck up cuz imma take u on a joyride all about shen jiu >:)


    Binghes#1Fan: I don't want to send Binghe into the Abyss...

    System 2: User must comply, if User cannot do the task User will be punished and the account will be terminated.

    Mobeis #1Fan: sorry bro unless ur okay w being ded af u gotta push binghe into the abyss

    Ning Yingying's fists clenched. Okay, so trying to get Yuan-ge and A-Luo together would be harder than she thought.


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    07 Mar 2024

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    Nobody knew what to expect when the Shackle of Revealing Truth was placed and locked onto Shen Qingqiu's wrist- Would Shen Qingqiu be unable to lie, answer every question asked by his prosecutors? Would he be completely unable to hide his thoughts, the once stoic and untouchable immortal reduced to babbling whatever came to his mind?
    Nobody expected him to start screaming.
    [System Recalibrating…..]

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    06 Mar 2024

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    “Oh my god,” says Flash.

    Batman turns to the speed hero, giving Clark a very nice view of his very nice rear, “Is that the only thing you can say? Did you also get beamed by a guy in an awful grunge meets sci-fi meets League of Legends costume?”

    “You’ve played League of Legends?” Green Arrow asks.

    “No, my son does,” Batman turns back to Captain Marvel. “Your suit’s ugly too but it’s okay because you’re a kiddie.”

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    someone magically whammies batman, but that’s the least of their problems

     

    birdwatchers’s one word prompt
    day 107/april 17: drug

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    09 Jan 2024

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    “What the fuck do you want from me?”, asks Shen Qingqiu, not unreasonably.
    [Dear User has survived PIDW! Would you like to experience a newly available premium feature?]
    For the record, at this moment, Shen Qingqiu very decidedly jabs the “no” button with his index finger.
    [Dear User has selected: Yes! Now it’s time for you and your loved ones to see your experiences in this world! Best of luck to Dear User, may he reap all the benefits that clarification can bring.]
    “All the fucking what now?!!”

    ALTERNATIVELY: Luo Binghe and (the man who has definitely always been) Shen Qingqiu’s marital bliss is interrupted by an evil system with plans to expose Shen Qingqiu’s past.

    OR JUST: The one where they watch the show and Revelations are had.

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    28 Oct 2023

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    “Spit it out,” said Mobei Jun impatiently.
    “It’s just—the only, um, method of reversing this curse that I know of would be very unpleasant for you! Extremely unpleasant! You’d probably want to avoid it at all costs! So I think the best course of action would be for me to do a little more additional research to see if I can find another way that would be less, um, personally distasteful for you, my King. That is, of course, assuming that being trapped in this lowly servant’s body isn’t already too distasteful to bear?”
    “Tell me what your ‘method’ entails and I will make a decision,” said Mobei Jun.

    aka, Mobei Jun touches an object that curses he and Shang Qinghua to swap bodies.

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    07 Sep 2022

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    It’s the first time in a while that he doesn’t know what comes next. He’s dove into the water hundreds of times. Screamed as his flesh was torn apart, heard Master of Puppets in the distance and held back tears. Felt Max’s cold, small hand in his as she laid in the hospital bed. There are things that always happen, no matter how hard he tries: El doesn’t arrive in time. Eddie dies. Max is put in a coma.

    Steve fails. They lose.

    “Steve, how many loops have you been through?”

    His head is nodding, and his eyes are watery, and Eddie has approached him like a spooked animal.

    “I lost count.”

    AKA: The one where Steve Harrington is stuck in a time loop, and Eddie Munson is really fucking hard to save, or: fuck Volume 2, these bitches are in love.

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    20 Aug 2022

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    “Do you recognize this man? I ran it through our files, but they came up empty.” Bruce stared at the man, though, troubled. “I feel like I’ve apprehended him before, but why would it have been wiped from the servers?”

    (Because Dick deleted it.)

    “I don’t know him,” Dick lied.

    If Bruce knew who this man was, Dick knew—he knew—Bruce would bench him out of these missions. He tried to keep them out of the ones which got personal. And Dick... Dick needed to go on this mission.

    Bruce, still staring at the screen, started speaking again. “His name is—”

    Anthony Zucco.

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    Or: Zucco never got caught after the Flying Graysons' death, and yes. Dick has trauma about that

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    18 Jul 2022

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    Tim doesn't remember how it started or how he does it. He just knows it means he's not following Janet's standards anymore.

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    09 Jul 2022

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    Written based on the May Trope Mayhem list from Duck Prints Press!


    So. It turns out that Shang Qinghua was taking commissions on the side to write fanfiction of his own novel. Truly, his shamelessness knows no bounds, ect., ect., what else is new?! The problem is, now the System has found those stories, and shoved them in the middle of Shen Qingqiu's Happy Ever After!

    It can't be too bad, though, right? It's not like Airplane-bro wasn't already abusing every trope known to man! Only... What trope is this supposed to be??? "Great Master" Airplane, bro, why are all these tropes wrong???

    Did you... Did you seriously scam people out of their money without knowing what their requests meant?!


    A story of tropes where all the tropes are wrong. Updates written daily through the month of May and posted with minimal editing!

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    15 May 2022

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    They were made for the Jedi. That’s the party line, anyway, and Rex says, “Yes, sir” because he was trained by the best, but he doesn’t believe it.

    And then Knight Kenobi becomes part of the 501st. He wears beskar’gam and headbutts droids and one time he confesses that the last time he fought in a war, he had to leave the Order to do it.

    Rex still doesn’t believe that he and his brothers were made for the Jedi, but he thinks maybe, this Jedi was made for them.

    Or, the one where Torrent is Like That, and Cody blames them for all his premature gray hairs.

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    01 May 2022

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    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    That’s how the saying goes. Take enough punches from the universe and eventually it becomes harder and harder to pop back up, to see the worth in fighting back, to stop yourself from turning around and delivering some punches of your own.

    Tim never wanted to become the villain—

    “Appendicitis,” Tim breathed in disbelief. “Are you fucking kidding me?”

    —but he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t tempted to burn the world to ashes when shit like this kept happening to him.

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    22 Mar 2022

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