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Mysterion has been a (mostly) solo hero for ages, as well as a general mystery, nothing more than an urban legend, a rumor, something that most people dismissed as ridiculous, like vampires, or aliens. But after Mysterion makes a appearance in the daytime, and an Alien attack means he has a new partner in crime fighting, keeping Kenny's nightly escapades a secret becomes just a little bit harder.
With new allies, old enemies, and overly nosy friends, our intrepid heroes really have to learn to roll with the punches, and keep the bruises cause by the ones they can't dodge well covered.
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(and the two where no one could)
Kenny and Butters are desperate to spend some time together without the rest of the group, and are constantly inviting the other out in the (apparently vain) hope to Level Up their relationship...
Unfortunately they both have magnets in their asses, terrible luck, and none of their friends are capable of reading a room.
They'll get it eventully, even if it takes the poor pair several months.
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A Mob Boss, A Supervillian, A Thief and A Mad Scientist open a Bakery by crypticalWitch
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
11 Jan 2024
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Ashes just needed to lay low for a few….years.
Jonny just needed to get out of super-villainy
Marius just wanted a better life for himself and his partner
and Raphaella is just bored.And Somehow, they managed to open a bakery together, without realizing they're… well not the most Moral people in the universe
(Based on the writing prompt "A small unassuming tavern is run by a retired superhero. The janitor used to be the biggest mob boss in the world. The chef is a monster hunter. The waiter is the head of a massive cult. They don’t know each other’s identities. When the tavern is in trouble, all four thought: “I got this.”" i changed it a bit but..)
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The One Where Everyone Tries To Steal The Necronomicon by crypticalWitch
Fandoms: South Park
22 Oct 2023
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"Informatrice suddenly spoke, “Uh, Mysterion?” her voice was tired as well, but worry seeped into her tone, which wasn't a good sign.
“What's wrong ‘trice?” Kenny growled into his com, standing up and brushing off his knees,
“You know that new book display in the public library?”
“The big fancy one about occult books?” Kenny asked, beginning to walk toward the library.
“Yeah, I'm looking at the library right now,” she winced, “and I'm seeing some of our new freaky-faced friends.”"Mysterion's Bad patrol gets worse as the cult descends on one of the city's libraries. Not to mention Chaos is acting strange and some familiar faces have appeared, tossing a spanner in the already screwed-up works.
Kenny really needs a nap.
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Craig Tucker and The Aliens stealing his guinea pig by crypticalWitch
Fandoms: South Park, South Park;the fractured but whole
23 May 2023
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All Craig wanted was a nice night on his Balcony with his fuzzy socks and stripe.
Unfortunately, Aliens do not care what Craig wants. At least he has Tweek, and about 15 more guinea pigs.
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Mysterion's Adventures in College and Superheroism by crypticalWitch
Fandom: South Park, South Park;the fractured but whole
23 Dec 2024
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I have Mechanisms brain rot, and most of my brain is rotted by superheroes, so BEHOLD. This shamble of nonsense.
Very much inspired by the Mechanisms Cinematic Universe. go check that out too!
NOW IN TIMELINE ORDER
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Who and What and Why? Superheros Extraordinars! by crypticalWitch
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Sep 2020
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My very complicated Superhero AU for The Magnus Archives.
Things to note-
-The Archives/Institute is not a place of supernatural study. Just a normal historical research site.
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Sebastian wants out of his home. The new farmer wants to mitigate her bills. They come to a mutually beneficial arrangement, perfectly positioning Sebastian to be drawn into the absolute insanity brewing in his hometown. What do you mean the weird old guy in the random-ass tower is a wizard???
(Rating is tentative, may go up for a handful of scenes in later chapters, but only time will tell)
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27 Nov 2024
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At long last, Lydia Harbin's mission to restore Pelican Town's long-discarded Community Center has come to an end...and now, she's not sure quite what to do. Bonding with her fellow people of the Valley is out of the question - just the thought of opening herself up to them makes her feel sick, for one, and for two, she highly doubts that anyone would be at all interested in talking to someone who's done her best to ignore them for two years and change.
Clearly, Lydia underestimates the power of a grateful Valley.
As she and the people of the Vale slowly learn, her actions have done more than appease the spirits of the forest - she's resurrected an ancient power, one that lies within the hearts of all who inhabit the region. And, however strong these powers are, they're also unpredictable, uncontrollable...
...and, as Lydia will soon learn, tied inextricably to the land she calls her own.
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Or, in more concise words, the people of Stardew Valley find themselves at the center of a whole mess of supernatural nonsense that will - in one way or another - force them to connect with each other and develop as people.
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17 Nov 2024
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Mysterion hated being undercover. The itch of tuxedos was something he could never enjoy and the animal mask that covered his face made it hard to breathe. He surveyed the ballroom looking out for the one person he knew would be here tonight; the police had sent him in when they got the anonymous tip that someone would try and steal the Black's prized diamond. The hero could see Tolkien standing by his parents, he thought about going to talk to him but decided against it. He needed to stay focused on the task at hand.
It was unknown to them exactly why a villain like Professor Chaos had suddenly gotten so interested in the diamond. It wasn’t like the villain to rob the rich or focus on materialistic things like money and jewels. Mysterion knew how unpredictable the havoc-seeking man could be though, even if he had calmed down throughout the years.
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- Part 2 of lovely marshwalker
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18 May 2024
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A collection of One-Shots for our favourite Butt-Eetrz set after they escape the game.
(these are all set in the same universe, but not necessarily in chronological order)
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23 Aug 2023
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What's a Little Hug Between Enemies? by PunmasterExtraordinaire
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
28 Jun 2022
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Sniper has an annoyingly unprofessional problem on his hands, and seeks to remedy it. Spy, however, does not react well to his solution.
Things...escalate from there.
He’d been attacked by seemingly much more dangerous weapons in the past, sauntered out of honey traps and vinegar traps alike. But this? This was strange and awkwardly vulnerable and utterly ingenuous, and quite possibly the most diabolical weapon he’d come up against.
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26 Jul 2023