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There are moments in life when a person has to step back and take in how strange living on this planet truly is. Yamato did just that, letting the surrealness of his situation wash over him like a tidal wave.
Here he was, an ANBU operative with the ultra-rare Wood Release ability, being insulted through his bachelor pad's dingy bathroom by Sakura, a child who was distantly related to the person who gave him the ultra-rare Wood Release ability through years of unethical experimentation.
A child, who apparently had a vocabulary large enough that Yamato was forced to pull out a dictionary to find out that he was being called an idiot.
All because he broke his goddamn leg a few weeks back.
(A canon-divergent AU in which Tenzou gets assigns a peculiar mission)
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In Memoriam by coolgirl3890, Prinx_Quail
Fandoms: SCP Foundation, SCP - Containment Breach
16 Sep 2022
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How strange it was, for the Doctor, for his eyes to cast upon such a familiar stranger.
A collaboration piece between coolgirl3890 and Prinx_Quail
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I Put A Spell On You (But I Didn't Mean It!) by coolgirl3890, mandapandabug
Fandoms: Naruto
29 Nov 2021
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Boar was a perfectly efficient ANBU. He enjoyed his job and his life, but he had a secret. Well, he had a few, but what shinobi didn't?
The pertinent secret was that he was in love with one Umino Iruka. This normally wouldn't matter much, but a strange series of events has unfolded and now the entirety of the village is head of heels for the new headmaster of the academy. And Boar and Kakashi are the only two level headed enough to do anything about it! Will Boar be able to keep Iruka safe from the pining masses? Will Boar be able to maintain his cool around the hot-headed chuunin? Will Boar be able to keep his secrets? Will the other ANBU ever be able to live this down?! Find out in this thrilling next installment in the Poor, Unfortunate ANBU series.Series
- Part 6 of Poor, Unfortunate ANBU
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As Fox, newly minted ANBU, enjoys his new life of Hokage-watching, a brutal battle is being fought. Fox is called in to play dignitary to the warring factions. Turns out, choosing a wallpaper can be just as bad as literal warfare.
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- Part 1 of Poor, Unfortunate ANBU
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Iruka is not having such a great birthday. Naruto and Kakashi set out to fix that.
Written for the 90 Minutes To Gift exchange for Iruka's birthday!
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Poor, Unfortunate ANBU by coolgirl3890, mandapandabug
Fandom: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
29 Nov 2021
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It was peacetimes. Kakashi's ANBU thought their jobs would be easier than ever.
If only they knew what kind of man the Hokage turned into when his husband was around
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Fane snatched his book back, no doubt regretting that his human disguise was fully capable of blushing. “It’s a diagram, and I daresay it’s preferable to gawking at her every time I need to reference something!” he spluttered, and she took a very restrained sip of the ale Beast had dropped in front of her.
“Oh aye? So where’s mine then?” Beast asked with a grin.
“I hardly need one for each of you, you’re the same thing.”
“Well then I’m flattered, but not interested despite your lovesick portrait of me."
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30 Apr 2023
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This neverending cycle of gravitation and overcorrection—it was something that no one deserved to endure at his hands, surely. Whatever twists of fate the future might hold, and whatever actions Reynauld might someday feel compelled to take in the name of safeguarding his eternal salvation, he thanked the Light daily that Dismas hadn’t already left him for dead in one of these dungeons just to be through with it all.
It would be a fitting punishment, Reynauld figured; lenient, even. For all that he’d done, all that he wanted, all that he was.
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10 Oct 2022
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Lord help him, Dismas didn't make it out of that hellhole just to die within pissing distance of a tavern.
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05 Oct 2022
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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07 Sep 2022
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Garrus' first trip to the Citadel does not go as planned.
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26 Aug 2022