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“If I came over to your place, what would happen?” Tommy forced himself to ask the question he wanted to ask. “What would you do to me?”
“I would crack you open like an egg, mate.”
“And what if, halfway through the cracking, I decided I’d rather remain whole?”
“Then I would stop immediately like the gentleman I am.”
“Gentleman, eh?”
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Fifteen-year-old Eoin gets caught making out with his first boyfriend and his parents go ballistic. Desperate to get away from home, he takes the bus to Belfast and goes to Queen's University, where his old neighbour Paddy Mayne spends his time studying Law, boxing, and being secretly in love with his roommate.
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Thomas comes to realise that not only is he not in love with Alison, but he actually doesn't experience that type of attraction at all. What is a poet to do without romantic love to feed the muse? Have a complete meltdown of course!
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Augustin is determined to run the London Marathon, so he joins a gym and signs up with a personal trainer named Paddy Mayne. Don't let the title fool you, this is pretty angsty.
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My Beloved Monster and Me by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies), Venom (Comics)
26 Aug 2023
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Five love languages, plus a sixth.
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Just Paddy being gay and ace and in a mixed-orientation relationship in the 1940s. Then his boyfriend dies. May contain traces of hope and queer joy.
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The Snake in Our Garden by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, His Dark Materials (TV)
16 Apr 2023
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Marisa and Mary find themselves together and alone-ish in the world of the mulefa.
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Some stuff the boys get up to when they're not out making history. Expect shenanigans, introspection, romance, friendship, and really bad food.
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Alison is ill and the ghosts have a lot of ideas about how to make her feel better. Modern medicine is a foreign concept to most of them, but they're doing their best.
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Five Times the Captain Came Out to Someone (and One Time Someone Came Out to Him) by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)
30 Oct 2022
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The Captain is feeling brave.
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A very asexual Frenchie finds himself in a brothel for the second time in his life.
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Honestly, Athelstan is just babysitting to pay his tuition fees and things never should have got this complicated.
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A collection of little one-shots charting the relationship between Loki and Mobius. Each one is based on a different type of candy because the author has a sweet tooth.
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Devil on my Shoulder by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
15 Jun 2021
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Sometimes Ben gets tired of being Klaus's conscience. Here are a few ficlets about times when Ben encoraged Klaus to rebel, misbehave, and generally be naughty.
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One Truth, One Lie by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
01 Jun 2021
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Luther talks his siblings into playing "One Truth, One Lie" as a way of getting to know each other better. Five thinks this is a bad idea.
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Sixteen Sleepy Ficlets by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016), Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Preacher (TV), American Gods - Neil Gaiman, American Gods (TV), Brassic, Killing Eve (TV 2018), Fargo (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, His Dark Materials (TV), Master and Commander - All Media Types, The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
15 Jan 2021
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A bunch of fics from various fandoms. Everyone just wants a decent night's sleep!
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Instead of knocking Jesse unconscious for three days, Genesis just makes him feel sick and exhausted. Luckily, Cassidy is on hand with soup and stories. (i.e. a blatant excuse to write fluffy hurt/comfort)
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Poison Candy by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: Harley Quinn (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
22 Aug 2020
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Joker pays more attention to his Batman than his bae, and Harley is feeling neglected. But then a certain red-headed eco-terrorist catches her attention and she decides to have some fun while Mr J is distracted. Obviously, things get out of hand.
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Here's an idea, Lester - put down the hammer and go get laid instead!
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Around the World in 80 Cakes by cookie_full_of_arsenic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Aug 2020
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This is a queerplatonic love story between Aziraphale and Crowley. Or possibly between Aziraphale and cake. There will be recipes because I'm extra.