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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! by LainellaFay
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2024
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“Go change, A-Cheng!”
Jiang Cheng slowly closes his eyes, taking in a deep breath, a throb in his temple as he tries to cool his temper. “Seriously?”
“Yes! Come on! Quick!”
Jiang Cheng sighs, and bends to pick up the package. He squints at the contents within, only able to determine that it is a black dress of some kind, but uncertain of which character he’s supposed to be cosplaying as.
Well, he supposes the mystery is the fun part of indulging in Wei Wuxian’s perverted hobbies.
Alternatively, Jiang Cheng thinks they're just going to have some sexy fun times in cosplay. Little does he know, Wei Wuxian has much greater plans.
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bingo bingo baby, i love you (ain't that crazy?) by Deliriuum_800 for jingerhead
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Jun 2024
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“What did you think we were doing when Lán Zhàn and I kept taking you on dates ? That we were going on some field trips like we do with Ᾱ-Líng ?”, Wèi Wúxiàn ended with a sarcastic tone.
Jiāng Chéng flushed with embarrassment. “I thought you were trying to not make me feel excluded by making me the constant third wheel !”
“That’s- wow, okay. Hold on a second. Are you for real ?”
Jiāng Chéng nodded, averting his eyes. Wèi Wúxiàn pinched the brow of his nose in defeat. “You… You are so fucking dumb, oh my god.”
or Jiāng Chéng never thought he would get to be with the two men that hold his heart in their hands. Imagine his surprise when he discovered they've been together for six years apparently ?
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10 Jan 2025
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yk what? this is smth that wld def be canon bc their idiotness r THAT bad😭😭😭
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Nagi can see it in his mind, how Isagi would be like—all timid at first, then slowly getting riled up enough that he'd surge forward, getting what he wants, what he needs, in his own hands.
From someone else.
Something about that…doesn’t sit right with Nagi. And a lot of other people.
“I didn’t know Isagi could dig his claws into someone,” Niko whispers. “I was only almost scratched.”
Nagi feels strangely offended. “I’ve never had either.” Those were options too? Beside him, Hiori looks hurt. Nagi gets that also.
(“Isn’t that a good thing?” They hear someone whisper.
“Apparently not,” someone responds back.)
In which people think Isagi is a bother but also don't want him to stop bothering them. They would kill each other for Isagi to bother them, Nagi included. And he is very jealous he hasn't been yet.
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09 Jan 2025
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An Introduction to Protandrous Hermaphroditism; or, a Primer on Eels for Disciples of Gusu Lan by HushAndEatYourSpinach for alessandriana
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 May 2024
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One year after the events at Guanyin Temple, Jiang Cheng is at a low point in his life. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are off having their happily-ever-after, and he's stuck battling the biggest eel yao that anyone's seen in a hundred years, with a golden core that's barely working properly.
When Jiang Cheng is poisoned during a night-hunt, the Yunmeng disciples call for aid in finding their missing Sect Leader. They get one (1) Chief Cultivator Hanguang-jun, one (1) former Yiling Patriarch, and zero (0) reliable narrators.
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09 Jan 2025
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Sae likes to consider himself of above ordinary intelligence, but even the average Joe would have known that giving Shidou Ryuusei his phone number was a bad idea.
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