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[Podfic] The Ground Beneath Your Feet by aranel_parmadil for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
02 Aug 2019
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Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.
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[PODFIC] We Are Together by almosttomorocco for 796116311389, consulting_smartass, aranel_parmadil
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
06 Jun 2018
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There aren't enough words to describe their love.
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No Earthly Thing by tepidspongebath for consultingsmartass (consulting_smartass)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
09 Oct 2017
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"Let me see. What can I give you?” She tilted his head back so she could look into his eyes. “You mislike your feelings yet you are ruled by them - chemical impulses, is it? And you like to think yourself other, different from ordinary mortals.” She smiled, small and satisfied, to herself. “Yes. Yes, I can give you that.”
Solving the murder of Brenda Tregennis wasn't what John had in mind when he suggested that Sherlock needed a holiday in the country. There weren't supposed to be chases by moonlight, faerie curses, or all these...wriggly things...
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[Cover Art] for Breakable by JL4art (IamJohnLocked4life) for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
20 May 2017
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For my dear friend CS ♥
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For the 2017 Wits on Tap poetry-remix challenge. Inspired by the gorgeous, sexy, lusty Ocean Treasure by consulting-smartass, which is a romantic and erotic Merlock/Octojohn tale.
This is just a dirty sea shanty that won't do it justice, but I do hope someone drunkenly sings it at a con someday. The tune is basically "South Australia."
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Cover for "[Podfic] Just Before I Let You Down" by Drawn Lines (sherlockian4evr) for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
08 Mar 2017
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- Part 7 of Covers
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[Cover Art] for "Kintsugi (Broken)" by mydwinter by Hamstermoon for mydwynter, aranel_parmadil, consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
04 Feb 2017
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"He's not as strong as he thinks he is," said Sherlock.
Healing never looked so fine.
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[Podfic] the thunder underneath his ribs by aranel_parmadil for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
24 Oct 2016
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Six or seven, maybe eight months later, there's a thunderstorm in London.
Sometimes things have to fall apart before they fall together.
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[Podfic] Two Two One Bravo Baker by aranel_parmadil for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
12 Jun 2016
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Captain John Watson of 40 Commando, the Royal Marines, is assigned to protect and assist Sherlock Holmes as he investigates what appears to be a simple war atrocity in Afghanistan. An intense attraction ignites between the two men as they uncover a conspiracy that threatens everything they’ve ever known, but Sherlock is as much hunted as hunter, and everyone close to him is in deadly danger. Can he solve the case in time to save himself and John?
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Cover Art for podfic 'An Acquired Taste' by kinklock read by aranel_parmadil and consulting_smartass by missmuffin221 for aranel_parmadil, consulting_smartass, kinklock
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
17 May 2016
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Cover Art for podfic 'In the Name of Science' by maybemalapert read by consulting_smartass by missmuffin221 for consulting_smartass, maybemalapert (laconicisms)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
22 Apr 2016
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[Cover Art] for Heart On A String by JL4art (IamJohnLocked4life) for AngelSpirit, consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
24 Mar 2016
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Cover Art for podfic 'Just Browsing' by bendingsignpost. read by consulting_smartass by missmuffin221 for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
22 Mar 2016
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Cover Art for podfic 'There's Something Living In These Lines' by orphan_account read by aranel_parmadil and consulting_smartass by missmuffin221 for aranel_parmadil, consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Mar 2016
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Cover Art for podfic 'Synthesis' by LapOtter read by consulting_smartass by missmuffin221 for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
05 Mar 2016
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[Podfic] Art and Nature by aranel_parmadil for consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
14 Oct 2015
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In one of the grand houses of England in the 1920s, butler Sherlock Holmes is wooed to pieces by the world's most romantic gardener, John Watson.
“A really well-made buttonhole is the only link between Art and Nature.” –Oscar Wilde
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- Part 1 of Dawn Before The Rest Of The World
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[Podfic] Backstage by aranel_parmadil for consulting_smartass, AtlinMerrick
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
18 Jul 2015
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Men in tights.
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- Part 2 of What Did You Think About
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[Cover Art] for Sussex by JL4art (IamJohnLocked4life) for SilentAuror, consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
08 Jul 2015
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[Podfic] Picnic by aranel_parmadil for Chryse, consulting_smartass
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
28 Jun 2015
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A warm summer's day. A secluded grove. A great many imaginary penises.
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- Part 1 of What Did You Think About