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The Party is having fun in a tavern, playing a silly drinking game Bart concocted.
What could go wrong?(Apparently a lot- no one suspected Kyborg to have such a large secret as this one)
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don't worry, you're safe with me (angels fell for a reason, can't i go home?) by conlangcowboy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Mar 2024
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Maybe it had been a bad idea for Tommy to hide in the basement of his brother's house. But really, how was he supposed to know that? It's not like his brother was overly paranoid or prone to violence or anything.
Technoblade was chasing him through the snowy forest behind his house, rocket launcher out, calling for him to come back (which was fucking creepy, all things considered).
"Tommy! C'mon back, y'know we're gonna have to talk at some point. I'm losin' my patience here, Theseus," Another shot was fired, towards Tommy's right, making him roll and stumble to the left as Techno's voice rang out behind him, mocking. He was shaking, shivering hard from fear and cold. Tommy begged Prime, and Lady Death, any god he could think of to get him out, let him keep moving forwards on trembling knees.But the gods had never favored Theseus.
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the birds, they got help from below (from dirty paws and the creatures of snow) by conlangcowboy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Mar 2024
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Techno had expected the usual sort of tavern, well-lit but shady in customer, the stereotypical old and battered man grinning with too-few teeth behind the bar and directing whatever poor sod needed gold towards a ruffian or two who had a bone to pick with a select target. Not... this. A cursive-lettered sign proclaimed Nihachu and Captain's Quests and Quiches, and a faint smell of baked goods drifted out of the plant-laden open window. The orange acacia wood roof complemented pale pink terracotta walls, and the birch door had a neatly written "open" sign hung on the handle.
Techno walked up to the counter of Nihachu and Captain's. A man sat at a table, dressed in green and black, with his head tilted down and face obscured by a striped bucket hat. Techno approached warily, the man lifting his head as he arrived. He looked young, maybe five years older than Techno at most, with pale skin and sharp features.
"Hey, mate. So you must be Technoblade?" He asked, looking away to take a sip of coffee.
"I heard you wanted some help with a mansion raid?" He could do this. Totally.
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Or, QPR Emerald Duo meets coffeeshop AU meets fantasy/adventure AU
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It’s a Long, Sad, Lonely Time (Rolling Along, I’m in a Strange State of Mind) by conlangcowboy
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 Nov 2023
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If Thorin was going to be honest with himself (which might not be as often as you might think), he hadn’t expected his body to make it down Ravenhill alive. He expected it to be carried down with dignity, hopefully with the rest of the Company alive, and given a grand funeral in Erebor fit for a King Under the Mountain, regardless how long his reign might have been (or how terrible, he thinks with a wince at the reminder).
What he hadn’t expected was to be healed by the great Elvenking of the Greenwood, Thranduil himself, with the help of Gandalf.
As if that wasn’t a hard of enough pill to swallow, it was even worse that he could now see magical scars on the Elves?! No wonder they were all miserable tree shaggers….[OFF HIATUS 11/3/2023
WE'RE BACK Y'ALL!]
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Once every month, at the behest of the universe, soulmates swap bodies with the closest friend of their other half. Not everyone has a soulmate, though, and Logan counted himself amongst those unlucky saps. Until one day, he jumps into the body of Vanessa Carlysle to find that his soulmate is Wade Wilson, a skilled mercenary from the streets of New York. But, as an immortal mutant with a history of harming those he loves, Logan knows better than to answer the call.
After one particular jump, however, Vanessa reaches out to Logan to tell him that Wade is missing, and that she needs his help to find the merc and bring him home. Logan’s life is all of a sudden turned upside down as he and Vanessa race against the clock to bring Wade home, thrown on a collision course to an end that just might designate him the Worst Wolverine in the multiverse.
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how lucky [ain′t that a kick in the head] by Potrix
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies)
07 Nov 2024
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When Wade pushes up on tiptoes to glance around the Ragin' Cajun, there’s Logan scowling back at the two of them.
And then, before Wade can say anything, which is honestly quite a fucking feat, Logan bares his teeth, turns, and stalks off deeper into the cave. Wade sighs. “Guess that’s my cue.”
He pats Remy’s chest consolingly—and cops a quick feel while he’s at it, because he’s only
metahuman—and moves to follow the big bad Wolverine, though not without blowing a dramatic kiss back over his shoulder. “It was fun while it lasted, cher.”[Five times Wade’s completely oblivious to Logan’s jealousy
because he’s an insecure idiot, plus the one time someone casually points out Logan’s animalistic possessiveness (much to Wade’s shock).][You know the drill by now; go read the other parts, and I’ll love you forever.]
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- Part 6 of wonderfully terrifying [a sensation]
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Unstable Orbit by JunkBones
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
19 Aug 2022
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Gunslinger's Paean by Ashcroft_Writes
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Feb 2024
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Cad Bane has always been alone—only death beside him, destruction in his wake. It's his choice. His safety. His creed.But connection is a dangerous temptation.
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