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Deceptions by confused_moron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Arthurian Mythology & Related Fandoms
04 Oct 2024
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During the train journey following his third year, Harry's entire bloody world was turned upside-down. Overwhelmed by some sudden realisations and his bizarre escape from the future, he discovered that those he had believed to be his most loyal allies were the ones poised to inflict the deepest wounds. However, those he had never deemed trustworthy turned out to be the people who would be standing by his side amidst the war. And Harry finally found himself making profound decisions that would forever alter the course of his life...
Includes Dark but not evil Harry, some characters Bashing and mental trauma.
"Ohh sssweet Lady, I, the queen of hell, am sssstuck with an innocent child-" the snake exclaimed, causing Harry to pout as he squirmed in the blonde's lap to find a more comfortable position.
"Hey! Not fair! Wait- queen? "
"Yesss hatchling, I am Manassha the queen of hell ssserpentsss, and you sssweet little hatchling, are my counter-"
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We don't have many fem dom/sub smut shots let alone Daphne/ Pansy fics so here it is... A "highly" note HIGHLY consensual light BDSM play.
‘Playing with Pansy is like playing with venom… Toxic only if one doesn’t know how to handle it…’‘And the kitten wants to play too,’
‘Oh, fuck how am I supposed to control myself when my bloody wife behaves like this?’
Pansy gazed up at Daphne with beseeching eyes, and Daphne responded by running her fingers through Pansy's hair, tenderly massaging her scalp.
‘She looks like she wants to be bloody ruined- ugh!’
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Harry decides to take his husband on a ride on a flying bike for their fourth-year marriage anniversary... What possibly can go wrong?
"GOOD LORD, POTTER, THERE'S NO BLOODY WAY I'M RIDING THAT MONSTROUS THING!"
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In the past, such a situation would have urged Draco to abandon his actions and cling to his husband in fear. But now, Draco had come to realize two things...
Number one, he was horny…
Two they were bloody wizards…
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broken
brəʊk(ə)nhaving been fractured or damaged and no longer in one piece or in working condition...
Two boys, one born with all the riches and one in the heart of poverty, both alone, both broken, and both seemingly damaged beyond repair, trapped with never-ending responsibilities and expectations... Follow their journey to see them find their own wonderland in the midst of the very war.
"Why does she matter? why do you even so care bloody much?" Regulus snarled clutching Severus' collar in his fist...
" 'cause- S-she is my friend-"
"She is just a plain bitch and deep down you know it, but you don't want to accept the fact- Grow up Sev, it's about the bloody time! Grow up before you lose everyone who gives a shite-"
A star will come,
A star will fall…
The word wonderful won’t do the land justice…
Oh, my prince, the land far, far, afar-
A star will come...
Taking my prince to the wonderland...
A star will fall… -
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"I -- I -- I need to shower," Harry mumbled, not liking the sweaty sensation on his body, he felt dirty after the excessive work at the Ministry, and then Draco blinked once, twice, and thrice before his face broke into a smirk. Draco leaned sideways so that his breath was gazing at Harry’s ear and his lips caressed his earlobe, and he breathed, "Let’s shower then."
Vanilla Streamy Drarry smut-shot-
"The floor is all ruined, git!"
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What The Fuck Did You Just Call Me? by reading_raindrop
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Oct 2018
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“A-ah B-Bakugou! You dropped some pencils!”
Katsuki stiffened. Kirishima and Kaminari froze. Basically, everyone within earshot stopped what they were doing to look at Izuku like he sprouted a second head. What did he just call him? “What the fuck did you just say to me?”
Katsuki whipped his head towards Izuku with his signature death glare as he stood up from where he picked up the fallen supplies.
“U-um I said you dropped some pencils! I think this eraser might be yours to-”
“No. What the fuck did you just call me?”
Izuku starts calling him Bakugou and it pisses the explosive teen off a lot more than he thought it would
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Aki needs Denji to know his place. Aki, who discovers something more addictive than nicotine.
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During a night of candid conversation, Elsa admits to Anna that she's never touched herself. Years of isolation have left Anna as something of an expert, and she offers to teach Elsa how to masturbate.
This is half sisterly fluff and half incestuous smut, really.
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Draco wakes up in his bed after the war to see he’s eleven years old with the knowledge of what the future holds. Wanting to set things right, he does things a little differently. And by different, it means becoming friends with the Golden Trio, and falling in love with the one and only Harry Potter apparently.
(Not abandoned. Working on final chapters!)
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Pop your Prom Cherry by Anonymous for the entire shin-chan fandom
Fandoms: クレヨンしんちゃん | Crayon Shin-chan - All Media Types
27 Jun 2016
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“There,” you grate, clasping your hands together, “Where’s your pocket square?”
Shinnosuke turns towards you with a look of befuddlement.
“My what?”“Your pocket square,” you begin, “Fashion in the west, especially regarding formal wear, oftentimes require a decoration in the front pocket of your–”
“It’s the fancy handkerchief,” Bo interrupts you, pointing to his own. Which, you notice, is folded incorrectly. You write a mental note to fix it later.
“Ah. Yes, Bo-chan, thank you,” you say dryly, pausing for a second before continuing on with your explanation of western fashion. “Th–”
“Oh, that thing? I blew my nose in it,” Shinnosuke interrupts this time, producing a balled up silk fabric the same color as his tie from the pocket of his dress pants. Your eye twitches involuntarily.
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