codswallop
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I Don't Make Fancy Passes by codswallop for facingthenorthwind (spacegandalf)
Fandoms: Score: A Hockey Musical (2010)
24 Dec 2021
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Moose brings Farley home from practice one day, and stays to meet the parents.
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The penguins of Skarvsten Island have grown a bit too attached to Søndergaard. They’re possibly not the only ones.
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Nineteen by codswallop for nervouscupcakeinspace
Fandoms: Score: A Hockey Musical (2010)
19 May 2020
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Farley’s been looking forward to another birthday spanking all year.
Sequel to Eighteen and makes some slight references to events in Boyfriends but can be read as a stand-alone.
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Patrick absolutely refuses to be sick on Christmas Eve.
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Farley Gordon is struggling to come to terms with the sudden discovery that he's actually an omega. His band of brothers enthusiastically agrees to help out a teammate in heat, but Farley can't seem to keep his mind off of one of the Blades in particular.
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Sherlock experiments with pain; John helps him, with reservations.
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Not Your Average Threesome 'Verse: John/Lestrade Sherlock by codswallop
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
21 Mar 2013
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In which John and Lestrade begin to date, and Sherlock inserts himself into the situation in various ways.
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Christmas, 2005: A consulting detective overdoses on cocaine at a bar in London, and his life is saved by an army doctor who happens to be home on leave.
(First story is gen, romance develops in subsequent parts.)
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The first time he fucks Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach is sure of three things:
Stede Bonnet’s mouth tastes both warm like brandy, and sweet like the flesh of an orange.
Stede Bonnet’s skin smells like fresh air, and sun, and the good type of dirt.
Stede Bonnet is going to be the greatest, most wonderful mistake of Ed’s life.or: Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.
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26 Sep 2022
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Ed considers the meaning of friendship, and his place on the Revenge. Stede just wants to give Ed anything he desires.
Or, Ed explores the luxury of denial. Stede tries to read a book.
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20 Sep 2022
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Stede finds the house. When he comes back to their room at the inn, he won’t rest—won’t let Ed rest—until Ed’s seen it. His eyes are bright in that way that makes Ed’s guts feel scooped out with a spoon. So Ed hurries into his boots and goes with him.
The once-white paint is stripped by weather and wear, a portion of the roof is caved in, and the spokes of the wraparound porch are all gnawed through by animals.
Ed gazes up at the broken windows and the birds that have built nests there. At his side, Stede is waiting, rocking back and forth on his heels.
"It’s perfect," says Ed.
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Or: Ed and Stede leave the island together, and they don’t look back.
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05 Sep 2022
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Ed gives Stede his first tattoo.
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24 Aug 2022
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the body believes by Anonymous
Fandoms: New Zealand Actor RPF, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF
05 Apr 2022
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“Fuck off, shut up. What I mean is—I want it to look right, you know?” He looks at his hands, his feet, then over at Taika where he’s folded up in the chair from Hell like fucking origami. He looks at him, and for a split second Taika can see someone else behind his eyes.
Ah, Taika thinks. Yeah, that does kind of make sense.
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- Part 1 of the body believes
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15 Jul 2022