9 Works by clingfilmbuddy
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a heart’s a heavy burden by youarethepoetry (clingfilmbuddy)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
03 Dec 2024
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“Jayce, Jayce! Are you alright? Vi told me that you flew right onto the veranda with some—!”
Dazed, he nodded. “I did. I really did.”
“How—” she lowered her voice, “you don’t think he was a Wizard?”
“But V— he was so…” ‘Kind’ was not the word he was looking for. “Human?”
“If that were the Herald, he could have eaten you whole!”
Jayce almost laughed at the image. “I doubt he could manage. Where would he even start?”
Caitlin frowned, mistaking his fecklessness for teasing. “It’s really not funny, Jayce, he’s dangerous.”
“Relax. The Herald’s only after pretty girls, according to Ekko. Don’t worry about me.”
(Or, a Howl’s Moving Castle AU)
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Jesper Fahey’s Guide to Homicides and Questionable Intentions by clingfilmbuddy
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
16 Jan 2024
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“Yes, yes, you’re a… detective, correct?”
“Private investigator. That’s right.”
“Excuse me for asking, but… um, do you have much experience with homicide?”
Jesper’s heart skipped a beat. “Lots. We do lots of homicides.”
“Pardon me?”
“Solve them, I mean. We solve a lot of homicides. And… other things of that description.”
“...”
“Continue, please.”
“Recently my employer… passed away unexpectedly, and the guests in the house have raised concerns that the circumstances are suspicious. We are willing to pay a generous sum for your troubles and provide accommodation.”
He couldn’t breathe. “Just give me an address and a name and I’ll be there as soon as possible.”
The person on the end of the line rambled off a long, distant address that Jesper jotted down on a stained napkin. “And that name is Van Eck.”
“Sorry?”
“Van Eck.”
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Or: it’s Wesper again, except this time one of them’s a private investigator and the other is the prime suspect in the potential murder of their father’s death— or is he?
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“I don’t see how we can boost views,” Matthias grumbled, “the only thing these city slickers seem to care about is money, and… celebrities… and cute relationships.”
“Relationships…” Kaz echoed, “that’s what we need!”
Nina perked up. “Matthias and I—”
“I’m not talking about you and your blonde boy toy, Zenik.” Kaz pointed a gloved finger at where Wylan and Jesper sat. “I’m talking about these two.”
“You want us,” Jesper pointed between him and Wylan, who had gone a furious shade of pink, “to date? You’re kidding.”
Kaz did not look like he was kidding.
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Wylan assumed that Jesper’s complaints about the ‘wanted’ posters were over, after this conversation, and would not be aired any more. Though apparently, Kaz was not the only one among them who had a knack for holding grudges.
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Wylan offers to fix Jesper’s Wanted poster for him
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Courting Season in Ketterdam by clingfilmbuddy
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
14 Nov 2021
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Marya emerged from the drawing room. “Was that so bad?”
Wylan scowled. “No.”
“Then why the bitter face?”
“Jesper Fahey will be attending the Season.”
Marya let out a tired groan. “Why on earth do you despise him so, Wylan? What did the boy ever do to you?”
“He opened his mouth,” Wylan murmured.
“Now, don’t be so unkind, it’s ungracious.”
“Maybe if he weren’t such a brash, cocky little-”
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Or, Courting Season has arrived and Wylan dreads having to meet his worst enemy: Jesper Fahey
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Misadventures of a Sleepwalker by clingfilmbuddy
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
21 Oct 2021
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and they were cellmates (oh my god they were cellmates) by clingfilmbuddy
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
09 Aug 2021
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Wylan makes it a habit to not get caught. Unfortunately, his plans fail when he lands himself in a prison cell for the night, and is joined by a handsome sharpshooter who is rather interested in his mysterious new cellmate
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the problem with writing love songs by clingfilmbuddy
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
04 Jul 2021
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But Wylan was not a lucky person. Of course his assigned partner would be Jesper Fahey. And, of course, they were writing a love song. Of course, he would have to watch Jesper Fahey play the piano for weeks, his nimble fingers dancing across the ivory keys like ballerinas, those wonderful grey eyes scanning sheet music like it was his first language, like—
Fuck. No. He would complete this assignment, and he would complete it without ending up neck-deep in his crush on the greengrocer’s kid.
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Wylan and Jesper have to write a love song for a music project.
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The Dregs’ Institution for Troublesome Children by clingfilmbuddy
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
24 Jun 2021
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What do you do when your father kicks you out for being illiterate, and sends you to an austere institution full of traumatised and troublesome teenagers? Why, you become allies with some of the most feared kids there, of course.
Or, alternatively, Wylan is forced to share a room with the Crows, and is dragged into a life of crime at an institution for kids who are dickheads.