chausettesetsiestes
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Buck and Eddie fall asleep drunk and in separate rooms after the night of Buck and Tommy's breakup. They wake up seven years later, in an unfamiliar future, only to find out that they're married.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,145
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 103
- Kudos:
- 1,376
- Bookmarks:
- 303
- Hits:
- 7,916
Bookmarked by chausettesetsiestes
23 Dec 2024
-
Tags
Summary
When the 118 find out about Buck’s secret thirst account on Instagram – to raise fire safety awareness, obviously – they make fun of him the appropriate amount and move on. Eddie, who has had some recent and birthmark-shaped revelations about his feelings, finds it a little harder to do the same.
Of course, Eddie would never invade Buck’s privacy by searching for and finding the anonymous account. Or looking at all the uploaded photos late at night. Or even directly messaging Buck’s secret account. That would be weird, because he’s certainly not planning on doing anything about his newfound attraction.
However, anonymous account @elbombero118 has no such limitations.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,541
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 454
- Kudos:
- 4,797
- Bookmarks:
- 1,625
- Hits:
- 60,461
Bookmarked by chausettesetsiestes
30 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“Well, we’re doing a fancy dinner and mini golf and karaoke,” Buck says, “and those are kinda date activities anyway, right?”
“Right,” Eddie says slowly. “Except it’s Chim’s bachelor party, so we can hardly bring dates along, even if we could find them. That’d be weird.”
“Well,” Buck says, “I was thinking… what if we were each other’s dates?”
Eddie’s brain bluescreens for a moment.
Buck must take his total lack of reaction for disagreement, because he hurriedly says, “Like, a pretend date. That way we could test out our, like you said, moves on each other. And then be totally truthful about whether they worked or not. So we get honest feedback and we don’t have to worry about finding someone to try them out on and we can still make it to Chim’s party. And then give Chris some advice before Sunday. Right? Does that make sense?”
or, chris wants dating advice and it turns out taking your best friend on a pretend date to practice being as romantic as possible is not a good idea in theory or in practice, considering the pesky being-in-unrequited-love of it all
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,710
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 135
- Kudos:
- 2,630
- Bookmarks:
- 628
- Hits:
- 30,803
Bookmarked by chausettesetsiestes
30 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“You think we should have sex?” Eddie clarified — still in that slow, deliberate tone, like any sudden movement would cause the ceiling to cave in around them.
Buck rolled his eyes. “I mean…not for real.”
“Okay. So you think we should have fake sex."
“Yeah, like reading Our Bodies, Ourselves isn’t the same as watching porn, right? It’d be educational sex.”
“Well if it’s educational sex...”
Or: Buck learns that Eddie's never had a prostate orgasm. Clipboard sex ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,323
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 294
- Kudos:
- 1,371
- Bookmarks:
- 336
- Hits:
- 14,899
Bookmarked by chausettesetsiestes
26 Nov 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“I love you, you know.”
Buck smiles, and it’s Eddie’s favorite - the one that seems to light him up from within, beautiful and too bright to look at directly for long.
“Of course I know that, Eddie,” Buck replies, easy as breathing, but Eddie shakes his head.
---
Or: Eddie confesses. Buck doesn't love him back, but it doesn't matter. He'll keep telling him anyway.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,931
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 207
- Kudos:
- 2,214
- Bookmarks:
- 680
- Hits:
- 24,024
Bookmarked by chausettesetsiestes
22 Oct 2024