chanyallz
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“Yeol, maybe you can write a song about the trials and tribulations of our epic love story,” Baekhyun suggests. He blows Jongdae a kiss across the table, who puts a hand over his forehead, like he’s watching something fall from the sky, and then pantomimes hitting Baekhyun’s kiss out of the air like a baseball player. “Yeol, maybe you can write a song about how Jongdae broke my heart so I murdered him and buried him in the school garden.”
Chanyeol makes a big show of pulling out his songwriting notebook and muttering, “Public humiliation—first degree murder—compost for the garden—got it,” as he frantically writes. Kyungsoo lets out a funny noise, like he swallowed wrong, and Jongdae says, “Yah, you can’t write that for your grad project! It’ll make me look like a total asshole!”
Minseok takes a deep breath, as if preparing to say something important, and turns to Jongdae. “I hate being the bearer of bad news, but you’ve never had to worry about someone else making you look like an asshole.”
Or, Chanyeol struggles to finish the final project for his composition class and finds inspiration in an unexpected but inevitable place (aka Do Kyungsoo)
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“the bouncer,” says jeongguk. “he was trying to get this guy to leave and the guy was like, fucking massive! like his shoulders were fucking… i don’t even know, sixty centimeters wide and i was like, oh my god, this bouncer’s about to eat shit but then he went fucking super saiyan and slammed the dude to the ground and then just picked him up and marched him out the door, like without breaking a sweat or anything, and i just want him to punch me in the face. i’m, like… scared and horny.”
jimin and taehyung blink at him, slowly. neither of them appears to be following the conversation very well, until the bartender walks by and says, “that’s pretty fucking gay.”
(or: jeongguk is straight, yoongi is scary, and everything is not what it seems.)
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when breaking rules (go hard or go home) by fruitily
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 Jul 2017
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when you’re a freshman, you learn a few things during the first couple of weeks, things that aren’t written down anywhere:
1. you don’t pick more than one eight a.m. class per semester because you won’t be able to get up
2. you don’t leave your laundry in the dryer overnight because it will get stolen
3. you don’t get involved with min yoongi./
or: jungkook gets involved with min yoongi. jimin would make a terrible secret agent, and taehyung is a lizard dealer (?)
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08 May 2023
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happy twenty-three, hyung. love, jungkookie.
it's just a note, stuck in a red envelope with silly drawings and a couple of gift cards sort of folded, but mostly crinkled. yoongi keeps the card.
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07 May 2023
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It usually takes quite a lot to wake Yoongi up; think house on fire, dying friend, end of the world, that sort of thing. So when he is reluctantly dragged from the comfort of a deep, dreamless sleep one night, he’s all kinds of furious and confused.
aka: one of the members jacks it in the shower instead of biting their hand and doing it under the covers like a normal person and it's all downhill from there for Min Yoongi
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07 May 2023
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“This isn’t why I gave you the passcode to my studio, you know.”
“Sure, hyung."
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07 May 2023