centaur
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In which Dave discovers that his 18-year-old boyfriend's first time bottoming was less than ideal, and makes it his personal quest to correct that particular travesty.
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- Part 6 of bad decisions
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Pirate captain Dirk Strider returns to port to restock, recruit, and to see (read: feel up) his little brother Dave, a lieutenant in the Queen's Navy. Dave is less than pleased to see him.
Pseudo-historical pirate AU, born from the sentence: "What if Dirk was like Jack Sparrow, and Dave was Norrington?"
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Dating a minor is a terrible idea.
But finally fucking your newly legal boyfriend for the first time is a great one.
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- Part 5 of bad decisions
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if there were two guys on the moon and one of them refused to fuck the other one until his 18th birthday would that be fucked up or what
(sequel to "risky business" and "say my name")
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- Part 4 of bad decisions
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In which fifteen-year-old Dirk Lalonde meets poor unsuspecting art teacher Dave Strider for the first time, and we learn that he has never had any chill at all (but Dave used to, kind of.)
(Prequel to "risky business" and "say my name")
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- Part 3 of bad decisions
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Wei Wuxian smiles at him. Lan Wangji smiles back, helpless not to.
‘Don’t do that,’ Wei Wuxian says.
‘Do—?’
‘Smile like that,’ says Wei Wuxian, in a very how dare you!!!! sort of fashion. ‘How am I supposed to think when I know you can smile like that!’
‘Don’t think,’ Lan Wangji advises.
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Wei Wuxian comes back to the Cloud Recesses for the winter months. He and Lan Wangji learn that emotional intimacy and physical intimacy are not (yet) quite synonymous.
They have time to figure it out.
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Bookmarked by centaur
27 Jul 2020
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Dave Strider is happy in his career as an exotic dancer, and definitely not looking for a relationship, but when the uncle he didn't know he had reaches out, he's cautiously open to it.
Dirk Strider is only looking for the family connection he's never had when he tracks down his long-lost brother's grown-up kid. He doesn't expect to find his nephew so beautiful, or so fragile. He can't take his eyes off him, and soon realizes there's not much he wouldn't do for Dave—or put up with.
Bookmarked by centaur
19 Jul 2019
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slam poetry is for the least of us by orphan_account for stridercore, smrtnik
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jan 2019
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You've made your bed, and now you have to sleep in it.
Bookmarked by centaur
19 Feb 2019
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sidetracked by petrichor (findingkairos)
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
12 Aug 2020
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Aaron wakes up the next morning, late enough to skip breakfast, and is only mildly glad for it when he checks the date and almost chokes.
In which Miles's Uncle Aaron wakes up weeks before, on the morning of Wilson Fisk’s appointment with the particle accelerator. He chalks up his knowledge of his future as a nightmare. He does his job. He goes home. He goes to bed.
He proceeds to wake up on the same morning multiple times.
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Bookmarked by centaur
09 Jan 2019
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Dirk and Dave, first year college same-age-uncle-and-nephew flatmates who had an incestuous fling, face up against the notorious Morning After and... more sexy things ensue.
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- Part 2 of Pleonasms