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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    Jimmy's voice lingers behind him, clinging to him like a sickening aftertaste he can't get rid of. Like the taste of the protein powder cake Jimmy had once made for him, back when he was Jimmy. God, what was he saying? He was Jimmy just a few minutes ago - maybe ten, and, fuck, he's losing it, he is, because he's still Jimmy-

    Right?

    Or: Jimmy gets a lobotomy!

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    11 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Hunter more or less crumples into a kneel in front of him. His statuesque façade of ego has lost its perfect marble sculpting. He’s as soft now as he was the day he was first quarried; years of aging to reach preservation quality has been undone in the hours since Philip had seen him last.

    A few members of the emperor's coven take advantage of Hunter, and he goes to the only person he knows no one will ever follow him to.

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    10 Oct 2024

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    the best toh fic i've ever read

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sebastian reflects upon his 2 years of living in the household and realizes just how little privacy he truly yields, all thanks to a specific catman, whose up to no good. Just as he's about to give up, he discovers a useful tool- the tunnels which the ratmen had previously used to get around the house, witness free.

    Unfortunately, Sebastian begins to use the tunnels for less than moral reasons, and gets wrapped up in a little misunderstanding that ends in gratuitous fucking.

    (TLDR: Im so sick of there being no good ranfren fics and people hesitant about writing that stupid ginger with a pussy. So im here to fucking cure you all. Thank me later.)

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    07 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Luther Von Ivory was supposed to receive a package from the Everything Catalogue. His brother, however, got to enjoy his shopping haul first.

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    07 Apr 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    There’s muffled screams from the other side of the door, still banging against the metal.

    Sal slinks up the stairs slowly, bat raised and ready.

    With his left hand, he unlocks and opens the door.

    Travis Phelps, bloody, nineteen years old and sobbing, darts into the basement and doesn’t stop till halfway down the stairs, where he collapses to the floor, gripping the rail like it’ll save him.

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    AKA: Fix-it fic in which Travis hops out his window in the middle of the night, having nowhere to go but Addison Apartments.

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    04 Feb 2024

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