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Pieces Still Stuck In Your Teeth by howlsmovinglibrary
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 May 2024
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“I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”
“I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”
“The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”
“Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”
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The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.
(A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)
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- Part 5 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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Bookmarked by catandcrone
01 Dec 2024
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Shadow Lullabies by FaithInHeroes
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
12 Dec 2024
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There are credible threats of an attack on the Night Court.
As a precaution to protect the newest addition to the family, Nyx, all of the Inner Circle and Valkyries take shifts standing guard at the river house.
Azriel and Gwyn are on duty when these threats come to fruition. During the attack, Gwyn discovers that she possesses abilities that prove to be life-saving and life-changing.
In the aftermath of the attack, Azriel and Gwyn are given a special assignment. One that no amount of training could have prepared them for...
Secrets will be revealed, betrayals will cut deep, and simple attraction will grow into something more.
Bookmarked by cloverhoney12
17 Jun 2022
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Haunted by Your Shadows by A_Court_Of_Shadow_And_Blood
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Dec 2022
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The war with Hybern is over, but new threats now endanger Azriel's Court. Eris has taken power in the Autumn Court and there are whispers across Prythian that his soldiers are massing at the borders. With all the entrances to the Autumn Court being warded off one by one, Azriel makes the decision to close himself in the Captial City - Carpathia - to try and gather whatever information he can to protect his Court. Alone and without allies, struggling to find a foothold in this hostile city, the Spymaster meets the mysterious, beautiful, and head-strong, Kia. Unable to fathom his instant attraction to the Assassin, he makes a dangerous deal that sees them bound together.
Kia has dreamt of Azriel for as long as she can remember, without ever really knowing why. When fate finally brings Azriel into her life after nearly 500 years, Kia struggles to maintain the boundaries between her duties to the Guild of Assassins and her spiralling feelings for the Illyrian Spymaster. Could he hold the answers to the mysteries of her lost past?
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The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by Cinnamontails
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Nov 2024
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“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
“Tax fraud.”
She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
"That's how we'll take down Cazador."- Language:
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26 Aug 2024
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Turns out, it’s not heart disease that gets you. Not a car crash, the second coming, or even a plain old slip in the shower that removes you from this mortal coil.
It’s motherfucking aliens.
Your Uncle Randy would be so proud.
Or: two losers cheat, stab, and flirt their way to a win.
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- Part 1 of these two shitheads
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Bookmarked by cloverhoney12
18 May 2024