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All Draco Malfoy wanted was to woo Hermione Granger.
Really, it couldn't have gone any worse.
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12 Jan 2025
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Five years after the war, Draco Malfoy takes solace in a stable routine. Thanks to his Ministry-mandated job as Wizard Life Community Liaison, he knows the mundane beats of his every week, including which insufferable whack jobs will show up to his fortnightly Town Hall meetings. Everything in his life is boring, safe, and predictable—just the way he likes it.
But when Hermione Granger begins to show up to his Town Hall meetings, Draco’s carefully curated life is turned on its head—no thanks to her infuriatingly clever ideas, and her supposedly revolutionary Quick Quotes Quill.
OR: Hermione Granger gives Draco a special Quill to use for his Town Hall meeting minutes, which transcribes his every erotic thought about the witch.
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12 Jan 2025
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The Dinner Party by justforgiggs, offthemap for whatwouldjebusdo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 May 2024
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Draco and Hermione work in the Ministry of Magic under their quirky boss, Percy Weasley. The last thing they want to do is attend a dinner party in his home with his unhinged girlfriend, Pansy...
What happens when they receive an invite they can't get out of?
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A retelling of The Office episode “Dinner Party” that includes direct quotes (cited at the end of the fic!) with Arrested Development sprinkled in. Why? Because this is all a gift for the superstar writer @whatwouldjebusdo, who alphas and betas more fics than anyone we know, and who deserves heaps and heaps of gifts and praise to be lavished upon her.
We wanted to do our part by writing at least one fic that she didn't have to beta or alpha first 😉
It’s got everything you like, Jebus: cringe, office, arrested dev, absurdity, Dramione, crack, and surprise guests. Please enjoy! We love and appreciate you! 💕
Disclaimer: this is all just for a bit of fun, and heavily borrows from The Office. We own nothing, etc etc.
ALSO! Get excited for Jebus's new WIP, POLYJUICE PARLOUR!!
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11 Jan 2025
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Narcissa Malfoy has played many roles in her life, but the one she is looking the most forward to is that of grandmother. Unfortunately for her, her wayward son's lack of a serious relationship is hindering her progress into the next stage of her life. Fortunately, she found the perfect candidate for her son in the Ministry's very own, underappreciated lawyer, Hermione Granger. Now all she needs to do is set the trap, lay the bait, and let her son and husband believe the entire set up was their idea. As long as her meddlesome husband doesn't ruin her carefully laid plans.
When Draco was released from Azkaban following the Wizarding World, he left London to travel the world. Now he's been called back to begin the process of taking over the family's business. He expected to be miserable, alone, and buried under paperwork and self hatred. What he didn't expect was to find Hermione Granger as Malfoy Ltd.'s new corporate lawyer. He definitely didn't expect to fall under spell following a passionate night after a business event, and he absolutely did not expect to fall madly in love with her and nothing, including his parent's bigoted and antiquated views or human resources is going to get in his way.
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10 Jan 2025
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The Muggle Death Eater and His Daughter by Gr8t_78
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2025
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The muggle man was browsing the stacks at Flourish and Blotts when Lucius spotted something that would change the course of history.
The muggle had a Dark Mark.
Surely this man– the father of a mudblood, Lucius reminded himself– hadn't been a Death Eater?
Lucius didn't know how it was possible, but he vowed there and then that he and his family would do everything in their power to protect this man's daughter-- their very lives could depend upon it.
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10 Jan 2025