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    It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.

     

     

     

     

     

    Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.

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    23 Jun 2024

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    “A mixtape,” Steve repeats, cracking open the first of the cases to pull out the tape and make sure it’s been rewound. “Confess all your gross, mushy feelings for Munson with music. Speak his language.”

    Chrissy can feel her face go scarlet all over again. “I didn’t say anything about Eddie-”

    Steve raises a disbelieving eyebrow and even Robin looks over to give her a flat look. Chrissy groans and buries her face in her hands. “I’m incredibly obvious, aren’t I?”

    “I mean, not to him, he’s an idiot,” Steve says as she peeks up at him through her fingers.

    In retrospect, asking Steve and Robin for advice on how to tell Eddie she likes him might have been her first mistake.

    The second was probably not writing his name on the tape.

    In Chrissy's defense, only Eddie Munson could get handed a mixtape and not think it was for him.

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    25 Jul 2022

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    Sequel to Breathe Again

    Spring has come to Margate where two retired gangsters navigate their developing relationship, intimacy, and the art of successful communication. It’s not always easy, but no good things are. At least that’s Alfie’s humble opinion.

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    10 Sep 2021

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    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

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    12 Aug 2020

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    After two years of noncommittal sex:

    Remus tells Sirius that he loves him. Sirius firmly rejects him. Remus tries to move on. Sirius is not happy.

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    Remus Lupin becomes king of the cockroaches, Fabian Prewett writes a book, Gilderoy Lockhart is a catfish, and Sirius Black realizes he's a fucking idiot.

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    20 Jul 2020

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