captain_samerica



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    Life has been throwing you a lot of curve balls lately: your boss is terminally ill, you just turned thirty, your boyfriend left without a word, and you've made a huge mistake at work. The only thing that could make it worse is if you end up sending that sext to the wrong person-

    Oh. Shit.

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    08 Jul 2024

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    Based on: "Imagine having a love/hate relationship with Loki."

    Just sarcasm, fun and a few bad decisions. Who could've expected that baby-sitting a god could be so much fun?

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    07 May 2024

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    Astarion didn't care much for you and your people-pleasing tendencies until he realized exactly what they could mean for him. If you were that desperate for approval—for the hard-earned praise of others—perhaps he could be the one to deliver. There were certainly plenty of benefits for him to reap.

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    You looked so proud of yourself, drool pooling at the corners of your lust-drunk smile. Your hair was mussed and wild, but your expression was utterly tame, almost domestic.

    Astarion worried, momentarily, that he might actually end up being the one to crawl back to you. You made him feel so in control, so powerful. And so, so good.

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    15 Apr 2024

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    Astarion, like the rest of your party, has somehow come to the misunderstanding that you have a thing for Gale. Your resident vampire teases you, you tease him back, there’s an accusation of jealousy, and things devolve from there.

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    “All I’m saying,” you started, “is that he can quite literally bend reality for sex. I think there are a lot of possibilities that you’ve failed to consider.”

    Astarion glanced toward the rest of your party, now far ahead, and took hold of your wrist. In the next moment, you were pulled into the woods along the trail. His crimson eyes gleamed with interest. “Indulge me.”

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    15 Apr 2024

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    In the moment, you knew that volunteering Astarion to go on stage was a bad idea. A funny, but bad idea. When Astarion lent over and whispered, “I’m going to fucking kill you.” You knew you had fucked up.

    [My own take on what happened after the Circus of the Last Days]

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    15 Apr 2024