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    J. Jonah Jameson has offered a frankly ridiculous reward to whoever can unmask the friendly neighbourhood menace. So Wade returns to New York to make some easy money.

    Meanwhile, Peter Parker looses his job and finds work with his old school friend at Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children.

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    "If you two think I wasn't propositioning DP, you're wrong," Peter said sternly. "It's called flirting. Maybe look it up." That seemed to shut all three of them up, from the way Wade almost dropped his taco (a cardinal sin).

    Wade came back online a few moments later. "You two?" he ventured, comically looking over both shoulders. "It's just me and you up here, baby boy, unless you've got some invisible friend I haven't met yet."

    Peter was already shaking his head before Wade stopped speaking. "Dickhead and asshole, up there," he said, motioning with his taco-filled hand up at Wade's head. "They never know when to leave you the hell alone."

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    Five times Peter shut the boxes up, and one time the boxes talked back.

    NEW: Chapter 8

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    23 Dec 2024

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    Peter likes to relax on rooftops during finals week. Wade thinks a tired, bruised, college student alone on a roof at night needs some comfort.

    Both are true.

     

    tw for implied suicide! none in this fic, but wade thinks thats why peter is on the roof, so take care when reading!!

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    23 Dec 2024

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    Peter Parker. Broke college student, and neighborhood hero. Unfortunately, being Spider-Man isn't his only side job anymore.
    When Deadpool took up a job to take out Peter Parker, out of boredom from Spider-man being gone, he discovered the boy's struggle for money. Making it his mission to improve the boy's circumstances. While Peter grows fond of Wade, he feels there's still something missing. So what happens when Deadpool looks out for Peter, and Spider-man starts seeing Deadpool in a whole new light?
    It's the broke college kid sucks **** for money when the guy hired to kill him starts being his sugar daddy fic trope.
    This fic will range between silly, serious, and smutty.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.

    “Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”

    In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.

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