cancerouscrab_roll
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- Dream SMP (3)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
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Familial Ties by cancerouscrab_roll, Mel_Mei
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
22 Jan 2023
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In this land there lived a special being. A boy some would call him, a beast by the humans. But to the creatures of the Moorlands, he was a king. Here on a great cliff in the Moorlands lived one such spirit. You might take him for a boy, but he was not just any boy. He was a fae. And his name was Philza.
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Two sides of a Coin by cancerouscrab_roll, elli_sleepymacsleeperson, orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
06 Sep 2022
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The sight of the city was always beautiful. No matter where they were, what they were doing or what was going on in the world, the view of his home would always bring comfort to him. The city skyline was by far the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.
Whether it was in West End, where people had statues on their lawns and acres of land beyond the eye could see, or in East End, where the people lived stacked on top of each other and rats the size of cats.
The city was beautiful, and it stayed like that because the heroes kept it that way.
No one understands the complexity of a hero. The intricate structure that lines up the pillars of society and what it takes to keep them there. The balance of a job that needs someone to make the hard decisions and enforce them.
Phil likes to think, as the number one hero, that he understands this balance.
Or,
SBI are heroes who were borderline brainwashed into becoming heroes, and villain Tommy makes it his goal to set them straight
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One for sorrow
Two for Mirth
Three for a wedding
Four for a birth
Five for silver
Six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told
Eight for a kiss
Nine for a wish
And Ten for a bird you must not miss
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Even before he became the green ninja, Lloyd had always worried about how people saw him, but when the weight of the world was dropped on his shoulders it became one of his main priorities. He wanted everyone around him to think that they were safe in his hands, that he had everything under control, that there was nothing to worry about. He built a wall of stone around who, and what he really was. Originally the wall was built to stop the sea of disasters from flooding all of ninjago, and to hide what he saw as a weak, idiotic, little kid with no idea what he was doing. However, now that little kid was gone, and in its place was a destructive being of chaos, a creature capable of destroying the world with its bare hands if it wanted to. And surrounding the island it sat on was a rushing river of bundled up thoughts, and emotions. Rock may be strong, but it still erodes.
In other words Lloyds dragoni parts start to show up, and he is very unhappy.
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24 Apr 2024
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They say there are two sides to every story, and then the truth.
Tommy’s side: I’m recovering my stolen property! From thieves! Government-sanctioned thieves, if you can believe it. Wrong’uns, the lot of ‘em –
Phil’s side: I’m being haunted by a fucking raccoon.
As for the truth, well …
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26 Mar 2024
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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
14 Nov 2024
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AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-11 updated so far <3)
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensues
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- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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18 Feb 2024
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“Theseus, pay attention to your tutors,” his mother scolds. Tommy stays completely still as she walks around him in a menacing way. “You are the king of the Antarctic Empire. Act like it.”
No. He’s twelve years old. He’s king, yes, but he doesn’t act like a king. He acts like a child.
And in her eyes? That’s criminal.
“Yes, Mother, my most sincere of apologies.” Tommy looks into his mother’s toxic brown eyes. Ever since his father died and Tommy was crowned, his mother became crueler and crueler. If Tommy didn’t bow down before her in the mornings. A beating. If Tommy didn’t use correct and ‘proper’ grammar? A beating.
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You've read royal aus with kid king Tommyinnit, but you ain't read nothing like this!Series
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06 Feb 2024
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Fall right back to you by Mind_Boi for Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jan 2024
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He looked at Phil with a questioning look, who clarified, “You keep wincing.”
Shit, had he? He could just mention his back hurt, it wouldn’t mean anything to Phil. At least, hopefully it didn’t. Maybe he could just blame it on the fact that he’d slept wrong on the couch.
“Back hurts a little, I probably slept wrong on the couch.” Tommy said, pointing to the bunch of dough still in the bowl, hoping that Phil would start working on it so they could change topics.
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Or: Tommy has 2 sets of wings and his mood affects the weather in the foster care system while desperately trying to keep anyone from knowing. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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01 Jan 2024