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  1. Public Bookmark 50

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    The walk to the room is quiet enough, Gojo craving a hot shower and fluffy pillows even if it won't be his bathroom and bed. But when Nanami swings the door open, he just stands there, seemingly frozen in the doorframe.

    "You going to stand here all night or what?"

    Nanami scowls over at him and steps further in, enough for Gojo to get a good view of the room. It's pretty large considering everything and ordinarily there would be no problem. Except for one thing.

    Huh, he thinks. There's one bed.

    Or: Gojo's not exactly upset at the prospect of spending more time with Nanami.

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    08 Jul 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Go ahead, then.” Higuruma gestures, concise.

    “Oh, I don't think that's necessary,” Nanami hurries to say. But it's too polite, too gentle to stop the trainwreck barreling towards them. Higuruma ignores him with uncharacteristic inconsideration, saying, “What do you deduce about me?”

    And Gojo's answering smile is predatory.

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    08 Jul 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    First, and then second chances.

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    06 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Tell you what,” Suguru begins. Satoru notices his toes curling into the floor, his thumbs squeezed into his fists. “I could—you know.” Suguru gestures aimlessly in front of himself.

    And—no. Satoru does not know. Could what? Surely not— “Are you offering me a hand?” He laughs, shoulders shaking, because that is fucking hilarious.

    Suguru’s face scrunches immediately, the hand in front of him waving to dispel the ridiculous words Satoru let into the universe. “No. No—Satoru,” Suguru inhales with his whole chest. “I was just saying, like, I could—” Suguru’s lips pull together for a moment, wrinkling. “I could tell you a story. Something extremely unbelievable, like a girl wanting you to fuck her.”

    Satoru's internet priveleges have been taken away. He's horny and unimaginative.

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    06 Jul 2024

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    Levi and Erwin manage to get themselves kicked out of numerous public establishments over the course of a particularly hot summer, leaving behind emotionally scarred families and vaguely aroused old women. Horny Husbands™

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    04 Oct 2022