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feels like we could go on for forever this way by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
18 Dec 2024
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“Ooh, waiting for someone special?” Sharon asks with a wink.
“No,” Agatha says, a little too quickly. “I just happen to know that someone has that ticket and that someone is not you.”
“This someone wouldn’t happen to be that sharp dressed lady who is always knocking on your door?”
“That’s my tax agent, Sharon,” Agatha says, like Sharon is an idiot. Sharon is an idiot. She’s also right, but that’s really not the point.
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IRS Agent Rio Vidal and Enemy Of The State Agatha Harkness set aside their differences to go see a high school musical and it goes as well as you’d expect.
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- Part 2 of death and taxes
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18 Dec 2024
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Rio was the groundskeeper at the Westview Cemetery and grew toxic plants in her spare time. Agatha was a local chaos criminal with a flamethrower, a libelous blog, and a plan to bring Westview, New Jersey to its knees.
It was love at first knife fight.
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14 Dec 2024
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“Um, Agatha?”
Alice was behind her now but Agatha wasn’t quite done with her little improv game. She opened her mouth to continue the bit, but the sudden change in Lilia’s expression stopped her.
“What?”
“Agatha,” Alice said again, closer now, an extra set of footsteps behind her.
Lilia looked like she’d seen a ghost, her hair going a shade grayer, and Agatha was officially annoyed. With a petulant roll of her eyes, Agatha spun around, wanting to know what could possibly…
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12 Dec 2024
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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11 Dec 2024
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@cowlesbian: rlly enjoying rotating ‘40y/o virgin rio vidal and 25y/o fuckboy agatha harkness’ around in my head. i’m plotting it out i promise
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Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”“I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”
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10 Dec 2024