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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Tom and Harry are vampires. Tom and Harry are, by most accounts, broke. Tom is not happy about it. Harry is endlessly amused.

    (Featuring: Draco and co as college students ‘slumming it’ on their parents’ dime in a hellhole town. Blood-drunk sing-alongs. The enigmatic Throat-Render of Ponthieu. Tom’s vision for a New World Order. Borges references. And more!)
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    This is not what Tom signed on for.

    Being a vampire was supposed to make him invulnerably dangerous, despotically powerful, and omnipotently wealthy.

    He was supposed to be part of a secret cabal of noble elites ruling the world from the shadows, playing ornate political games, in a lofty castle with a bloody history, a gothic manor, or at the very least a sleek ultramodern penthouse with fashionably impractical Gehry furniture—

    “Tom, did you put reds in with the whites again? I told you, next time you had a cock-up with the laundry, it’d be coming out of your pay! Not that you’re good for it, what with all the money you spend on those ridiculous smoking jackets and brocade waistcoats! And, for the millionth time, you rinse blood out with cold water, not hot!"

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    20 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    The boy takes him in with shining eyes, and Harry feels, just for a moment, as if he is the prey: like he’s the one who’s surrendered a part of himself in this bed.

    This wizard is many things, he thinks, but he is not afraid.

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    20 Dec 2024

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    Harry won the war.

    It's a couple of months afterward, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago, and the Potter family is still fighting against a war with a Dark Lord who is ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope.

    Harry really doesn't want in.

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    15 Dec 2024

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    Inspired by this tumblr post:

    what if the first time merlin sees arthur again hes still a crotchety old man so he sees arthur in the street and just messes with him by pretending to be homeless and like offering him a handful of uncooked rice or asking if he can borrow arthurs shoe to get a pigeon out of a tree and no matter what route arthur tries to walk to work merlin just fucking appears and arthur cant figure out why hes wearing gloves on his ears

    Merlin is a grouchy old man who wants Arthur to remember. Arthur's just trying to finish his degree in peace.

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    15 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    Harry gets turned into a vampire. For better or worse, Tom is there to help.

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    03 Dec 2024