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    “Excuse me?” Soap saw Price shift out of the corner of his eye, but he was too focused on Gaz.
    “You heard me. Free use. One week.”
    Soap opened his mouth to protest but he knew it would be futile. They all agreed to accept the bets when they started playing. He was done for.
    “Fine. So I’m yours for the week, then, Garrick?”
    “Oh no.” Gaz sat up at that, his eyes locking with both Ghost and Price before settling back on Soap. He shivered under the gaze. “It’s all of us. One week. Whenever we want you, we get you.”

     

    OR Soap loses a bet, and has to be the 141's cocksleeve for a week. He tries to pretend he doesn't love it.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Ghost hates going home, hates how Price always forces him to "take breaks", whatever good that is supposed to do.
    Until someone new moves into the flat across from his and suddenly he can't wait to go home again.

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    5 times Ghost is forced to go on leave and 1 time he takes leave on purpose.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Welcome to The Sniper!

    An app made directly for former military.
    Having trouble adjusting to civilian life? Let's find a friend for you to talk to.
    Need someone to attend a military function? We have the perfect match.
    Looking for a support group? We know just the group for you.

    Lieutenant Simon Riley never imagined he would have to endure civilian life. After a devastating injury leaves him unable to continue his service to the SAS, Riley finds himself alone and trying to find who he is when he isn't 'The Ghost.'
    In an attempt to ease the concerns of Captain Price and Kate Laswell, Simon tells them he's been seeing someone, that he is adjusting perfectly fine in being a normal person and that he'll introduce them to his new partner when they come to visit next month.
    Except -- he hasn't met someone and turns to "The Sniper" an app made for former military, looking for someone who can play at this ruse with him.

    Conversations begin with someone who seems to completely understand him, but what Simon doesn't expect is that someone is the same person he's been running into all over town. A loud-mouth Scot with startling blue eyes that will change his life in more ways than one.

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    01 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Fuck it.
    Gaz slipped between the small space between Price's knees and the edge of the table, slowly shimmying across. Gaz could feel Price pause. He could practically imagine the comical slow look away from his phone to where Gaz was slowly moving to avoid stepping on his toes. The weight of the stare.
    He'll blame the alcohol tomorrow even if he very much isn't that drunk.
    "Fuckin' hell."
    Gaz jumped at the thick Scottish accent behind him, and perhaps he was that drunk because his sense of balance escaped him. He knew he was falling before he did, and it seemed so did Price. Quick as lightning, Price moved his cigar out of the way and used his free hand (when did he put his phone down?) To grab Gaz around the waist to ease him down into his lap.

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    Gaz accidentally sits in Price's lap at the bar. They have sex because of it. And Gaz wants cake.

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    30 Nov 2024

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    The paper crinkled when he dragged it out from where he had stuffed it into his backpack, already ripped in the corners and scuffed from the harsh treatment when he ran to the gate earlier. He skimmed over the tags again, the first one being the one that caught his eye ‘military romance’, the rest of the tags weren’t too important as he ripped the paper. Sue him for latching onto it, maybe it was so hilarious that he could get through at least half the flight not bored out of his mind.

    The ripped brown paper revealed a smooth black cover, a tunnel ending in a white circle with a soldier carrying another one over his shoulders, the title in plain white letters ‘Solider heart’. Soap flipped it, finding the reviews and a simple summary on the back. The author being anonymous, only the initials of what most likely already was pseudo name, ‘RS’. It held many awards, even called internationally best selling romance novel of it genre, which raised some eyebrows.

    What had started as the longest flights of his life, turned out to be the shortest.

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    Five times Soap introduced someone to a book 1 time he didn’t

    Ghost is a famous anonymous author and Soap loves his books, they fall in love<3

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    29 Nov 2024