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“Oh, but that’s what I’ve come to tell you.” Muriel’s face crumpled again as they said, “It’s not the shop. It’s Mr. Crowley. Something is terribly wrong with Mr. Crowley.”
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When Crowley falls mysteriously ill, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale returns to Earth to investigate the cause.
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24 Dec 2023
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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18 Dec 2023
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Wrong Side of Heaven by DarklingMoon
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jan 2023
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Aizawa Shouta is not thrilled about being an incubus, but it's better than staying in Hell after he sold his soul.
Needing sex to survive is inconvenient. He's not confident in his ability to find hookups regularly, and less confident in his ability to maintain a relationship. He's definitely not willing to use any of his new powers to make it easier.
To make things simple, he hires a prostitute, Present_Mic.
Things do not stay simple.- Language:
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30 Jan 2023
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Life in Color by Balinese87
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2020
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It's time for Shouta to give his lesson about dealing with the media.
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07 Oct 2022
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Forget Fake Dating, We’re Fake Married! by writerscatnip
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Jul 2022
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During the provisional license exam, Ms. Joke decides to ask Eraserhead out on a date. In a lapse of judgement, he turns to Present Mic for help who decides it’s time to tell the world about their recent and not at all pretend marriage.
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04 Aug 2022