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You're the Dude's neighbor, and you've been infatuated with him, to the point of concocting a grand plan to get him all to yourself. However, things go awry when he starts shooting up half the neighborhood. Still, you're determined, and you manage to lure him into your basement.
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Ever since first seeing him around town, you develop a secret obsession with the Postal Dude. You follow him around, know where he lives, and overall have an unhealthy crush on him. One night, he eventually finds out about you and shoos you away, and as a last ditch attempt to stay close to him, you offer $100 dollars an hour for him to just hang out with you. Of course, he accepts.
Problem is, you don't have that kind of money, and Dude's prices keep rising.
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You met the Dude chatting on AIM a while back and spark a quick friendship with him. You eventually learn that you've both been living in Paradise the entire time. The story starts off as you walk to his trailer for the very first time...
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You have been friends with The Dude for a few years and during one of your hangouts things get "experimental".
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I wanted to switch up some cliches so now this time YOU, the reader, are the anxious paranoid one who has just recently moved to Paradise. You immediately notice the entire town is fucking insane, so when you meet the dude, you quickly form a sort of obsessive curiosity with him because he is different. Doesn't take much for him to return the sentiment.
The relationship shared is sort of odd, you become sort of quick friends and it is mostly lustful at the beginning. There isn't that much explicit romance, but who's to say feelings won't develop sometime later down the line? But if you came for fluff, it's not here.
The Dude here is the pacifist version because I think he is interesting and funny.