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Dirty fucking bastard. What happened to using your imagination?
What happens if Minerva McGonagall finds Sirius' porn magazine... and the pictures of Remus' face he's taped over the top?Crack microfic!
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“Seven minutes in heaven. In the shed. With Lily.”
“What the fuck is that?” James said, panicked.
“A muggle thing. You spent seven minutes in the shed with each other and try, or try not to, fuck each other. Your choice.”
“Fuck,” James said ever so quietly behind his breath, just loud enough for Lily to hear. She leaped up and James was forced to reach for his discarded shirt, which he held over his front as he followed her to the other end of the garden.
This will basically be porn with good, juicy, angsty plot. Enjoy!