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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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- Part 1 of Azoth
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23 Dec 2024
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Cryptozoology for Dummies: or, Bigfoot is Real and He Sucked My Dick by Catja_Mikhailovic
Fandoms: Veep
23 Feb 2016
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The best possible scenario would be for him to get caught jerking off at work and be thrown in jail for public indecency; that would bring an end to this fugue state and let her off the hook for all this bullshit.
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18 Nov 2024
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“Screw you, Dan.”
“Oh, yeah, that’s right,” Dan laughs. “Speaking of screwed, I heard you lost four million dollars.”
Jonah furrows his brow and damn near pouts. “Yeah,” he folds his arms across his chest.
“I feel your pain. I had to dump that 150 on purpose in the game yesterday.”
Jonah glares, his eyes growing dark. “You fucked me, Dan. You fucked me with your face.”
Dan’s heart rate picks up as a thrill runs up his spine. “Oh, would that be this face?” He gives Jonah the look, amplifying it by batting his lashes.
—Dan throws a poker game.
Jonah loses 4 million dollars.Bookmarked by bottlegirl
15 Nov 2024
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It starts with a gun and a tire iron, overall. But the other part of it, the part Mickey won’t be able to name for years, starts with a sock.
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29 Oct 2024
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“2006 doesn’t even feel that long ago, yet here Dennis is, ten years later, curled up on the couch and waiting for Mac to bring him soup. Why? Because Dennis needs him to soothe the debilitating withdrawals from his repeat crack addiction.”
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09 Sep 2024