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    Peter is broke as hell and finds himself looking for work in an unexpected place. Somehow this leads to him being hired for a more personal position by everyone's favorite merc. The only problem is that Peter finds it really hard to do his job when Wade insists on calling him by every petname he can think of...and Peter enjoys it a little too much.

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    14 Dec 2024

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    Peter probably shouldn't be falling asleep on Deadpool, but after the Merc with a Mouth saves him from being abducted by two dick Alphas, he doesn't try as hard as he should to not.

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    26 Nov 2020

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    amount of times i’ve reread this isn’t healthy

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    Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
    3 FourLokos
    1 peer-pressuring cat
    - 1 best bro to end all best bros
    = 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
    Derek is the fool who replies.

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    12 Nov 2024

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    After joining Overwatch, Hanzo finds it difficult to sleep some nights. It is nothing a hot cup of tea cannot fix, but he never expected that he would have company.

    (or: hanzo is very thirsty, in more ways than one)

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    10 Nov 2024

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    Hanzo Shimada does not want to be here, he does not like strip clubs and never has. And Genji is wrong, he does not need to 'get laid', no matter how long this dry spell has lasted. He knows he'll regret being here tonight, and he needs a drink. And the tall glass of water clad in plaid that just bumped into him could be what cures his thirst.

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    10 Nov 2024